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Fr. Stephen Vrazel

@keytarcatholic

Roman Catholic priest who plays the keytar (tweets do not represent my parishes nor my archdiocese)

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In case anyone is wondering how we elected a college football coach to the United States Senate and are probably going to elect the same coach to be our governor, this is what counts as news in Alabama, despite the world being on fire:

06.03.2026 15:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

🀯

06.03.2026 13:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

We need to elect younger men and women to Congress!

<monkey's paw curls a finger>

A senator younger than me breaks a protesting Marine's arm.

05.03.2026 02:13 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

what an absolute brutish disgrace

05.03.2026 02:00 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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American Catholics be normal and chill challenge:

impossible

04.03.2026 23:35 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

God help us all.

04.03.2026 15:46 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This sort of person has such a skewed understanding of scripture that I almost wonder if they worship the same God as I do.

03.03.2026 17:50 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Unreal

02.03.2026 17:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Because priests have terrible taste.

And the more they think they have good taste, the worse it is.

01.03.2026 02:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Tagging @endormoo.bsky.social so at least one person gets it

01.03.2026 01:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Unlike you I get my news from a reliable source

01.03.2026 01:05 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

A personal fav

28.02.2026 21:55 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

congress sounds cool i wish it was real

28.02.2026 19:41 πŸ‘ 8317 πŸ” 1326 πŸ’¬ 63 πŸ“Œ 22

Due to our attachment to money, this works either way.

28.02.2026 19:50 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My tithe decimated my paycheck.

28.02.2026 19:48 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Gen X and Millennial handshake

28.02.2026 13:48 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
I’m 62 years old, I live in Tampa, I eat corn and beef everyday, I always have a titleist hat on,  and Iran is the biggest threat to my freedom

I’m 62 years old, I live in Tampa, I eat corn and beef everyday, I always have a titleist hat on, and Iran is the biggest threat to my freedom

28.02.2026 13:05 πŸ‘ 7046 πŸ” 1034 πŸ’¬ 56 πŸ“Œ 15

Good morning, everyone!

<scrolls a bit>

We're at war?😒😑

28.02.2026 13:06 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

@benitocereno.bsky.social

28.02.2026 00:49 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Today I learned that tempura originated from Portuguese missionaries in 16th century Japan, who brought their tradition of breading and frying foods with them. The name apparently comes from the Latin phrase β€œad tempora cuaresma” (in the time of Lent) because it was popular Lenten food.

28.02.2026 00:46 πŸ‘ 260 πŸ” 46 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 1

Tom Homan just did a I-went-to-Catholic-school at the pope.

27.02.2026 23:29 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Can't wait to laugh in the face of the next person who tells me we live in a free country.

11.08.2025 16:14 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I don't either. I commented because considering what's actually in this amicus brief, it's clear the bishops aren't asking for a decision based off of our religious beliefs.

27.02.2026 13:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Religious persons can have meaningful and helpful opinions about non-religious topics and can make a case for them without appeal to religious grounds. The amicus brief in question does make religious appeals, but not exclusively. www.supremecourt.gov/DocketPDF/25...

27.02.2026 05:46 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"No, no,we mean *the Church* in crisis."

Sure you do.

26.02.2026 23:41 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ah, Crisis.

A regular reminder of the importance of not naming your magazine/company/institution something that can very easily become a brutal self own.

26.02.2026 23:41 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"The intended and unintended effects of the Executive Order are immoral and contrary to the Catholic Church’s fundamental beliefs and teachings regarding the life and dignity of human persons, the treatment of vulnerable peopleβ€” particularly migrants and childrenβ€”and family unity."

BOOM

26.02.2026 21:15 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
II. THE EXECUTIVE ORDER IS IMMORAL  A. Ending Birthright Citizenship Denies The Innate Dignity And Freedom Of The Person

II. THE EXECUTIVE ORDER IS IMMORAL A. Ending Birthright Citizenship Denies The Innate Dignity And Freedom Of The Person

The American Catholic Bishops speaking truth to power plainly and "with authority, not as one of the scribes"

(from USCCB amicus brief in support of birthright citizenship)

26.02.2026 21:26 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1