Skeeoncé Knowles

They say where 2-3 are gathered 😭

Truly. I have 876 other tabs open in my mind.

I’m trying to speak it into existence 🙏🏽😂

Truly.

I need my man to let me lay on his lap while he plucks my chin hairs.

Anybody wanna come wash my hair.

Guess who’s going to see Ari Lennox in HTX? 😌

These videos of people training in the gym for random things be tickling me 😂

Crazy work 😂

I, personally, do not wish to have another coochie near me during the intercourses.

Pretty sure I’d end up fighting or crying or both 😂

Queen.

Lmfaooooo

That’s why I have to love with caution. It’s honestly too pure for just anybody.

Ever.

How much is y’all grocery bill per month?

I’m abt to start selling a lil crack.

Just ordered these. Bet my daughters won’t sleep in my room tonight 😮‍💨😂

I really need to go get fitted for bras, but I fear I’ll be in denial about what size I actually am.

Literally. This week has been so amazing for me. Like, it’s so impactful that I’ve considered moving.

I love when I compliment someone and they just say thank you and smile and twirl around. That self-deprecating shit is played out. Just let me love on you and shut up

Sidebar: I had to run to park my car on the shoulder & run bc the accident was on the opposite side of the freeway & baby, auntie is so out of shape, OMG!

🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

Hey, fam. We gotta stay off them phones while driving, okay?

Last week, I watched a lady run clean into a little boy trying to cross the street. He was okay, aside from a broken shoulder.

Today, I witnessed this lady run SMACK into the car in front of her. Not a brake mark in sight.

Ok. TYSM.

Working 5 days a week is the real silent killer 😭

Lmaoooo! She so funny!

I want to have a picnic with my babies 🥰

Oh I do that all day. #CheckedOut 🤣

I wished my ex-husband’s, ex-girlfriend a Happy B’Day today & it went like this! LMAOOOOO!

I just got to work, but I need a nap.

As a nurse who works 3 days a week…that first day back to work be 😮‍💨