me, fiasco, a fluffy grey tabby with a ticked-off expression and lightly airplaned ears, sitting in a fluffy white cat bed. behind me is a blue wall with colourful posters on it.
Horrible babby am down there somewhere
Fiasco knows it
Definitely SKEMING against me
Fiasco was here FIRST and hims am NOT MOVING despite KITTEN INVASION
Fiasco haves to sniff EVERYTHING that Big Friend is eating because it belong to Big Friend! That the rule!!
a ticked-off looking fluffy grey tabby sitting on the top shelf of a beige carpeted cat tree, his paws hanging over the edge. behind him is a wall with colourful posters.
Says he's never talking to me again because I was MEAN and UNREASONABLE*
*told him to get his head out of my oatmeal because who just goes around sticking their entire head into someone else's breakfast
me, fiasco, a fluffy grey tabby, lying in a fuzzy white bed bolted to the edge of a desk (not visible). i am looking to the left with baleful green eyes.
Okay fine
Dis perch is pretty good for watch squirrel outside
me, fiasco, a fluffy grey tabby, doing absolutely NOTHING while lying in a cardboard box lined with a dark grey blanket. two paws are hanging over the edge of the box.
It a hard knock life
For Fiasco
Fiasco am COMFY
Can't u just sleep on top of covers
Listen
this pine apple go CRACKL CRACKL when u touch it
basically this is disaster for Fiasco
must kill
Well yeah cause it not a Porsche
me, fiasco, a fluffy grey tabby, killing a fabric cat toy in the shape of a yellow and green pineapple. i am lying on a grey and white rug.
Fiasco am murder
a PINE APPLE
(to death)
NO
Fiasco want more lifestyle
And a Porsche!
Wen are we giving her back, by the way
HAI JEFF
Not yet!
Her says this is oddly unfair bc Fiasco sit on HER allatime
me, fiasco, a fluffy grey tabby, asleep on my side on a fluffy grey tabby-coloured faux fur blanket
Fiasco am on hims BLANKIE
do no disturb (thanks)
There shud be a rule that if Big Friend snips ur claws, u shud get a bite of Big Friend's lunch afterwards
Like someone shud make that a law maybe
(A real bite not just crust of stuff)
NO
Get rid of horrible babby & Fiasco will come sit with u!!
What dat? Slorp LOUDER???
Wat is good in life? LOUD SCHLORP SCHLORP
Soft! :)
Good to squish! :)
Total focus
No can talk
Kneading
Fiasco was invite to meeting!!
Good friends with chicknm
With teeth
Fiasco will! Snugle chicken!!
me, fiasco, a fluffy grey tabby, facing the viewer with ears just about to severely airplane. i am lying on a fluffy faux-fur blanket the same colour as my fur. behind me is the horrible babby, a fluffy black kitten, who is having a bath.
Her right behind me, huh
IT BLANKIE SEASON
Were is my friend Widget, does him have a blankie
No no AARRGHHH Big Friend have come over to smooch Fiasco on head "Oh ur so cute"
FIASCO AM BIG MAN
NO SMOOCH SMOOCH
