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20 years??? I remember find that book and reading for the first time like it was yesterday. It’s still one of my favorite short story collections ever

Pro tip: keep a few tampons in your pockets at all times to flush down the toilets of any government building you may be in

We are almost exactly at the same spot! I finally was just able to beat that asshole Mohg and played with the dlc just a little bit, but that place is full to the brim of cheating assholes! lol
It’s such a cool game though!

Haha! Dang it, I just spit a little after reading this! Too funny

Tulip has seen both how I will die and when I will die (and they look adorable)

Weirdly accurate in 2025

Chin-Chin - Stop! Your Crying YouTube video by JingleJangle

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Sweet!
You used to post playlists and I would go through and listen to everything you had on there. I genuinely have no idea how many new bands and songs that are a huge part of my life that I found through you!
Thank you!

I very much look forward to praising you and living in fear of your spiteful wrath.

#mondayvibes

That’s so funny!

The piggly wiggly (and the you have to have to add this little creep 😏)

Last time I got the flu I ate nothing but a bag of mandarin oranges over a three day period. I just needed something in my belly.
being sick during the cold dark month of January sucks! I hope she feels better soon and you don’t catch anything

That’s what that is?? I have the same thing happen in my bathroom and assumed it was mold or something and just kept cleaning it with bleach.
Dang, you really do learn something new everyday!

Batman’s cool and all but…forever?

[my glass shatters loudly against the wall of the biker bar] I said SKIM MILK

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Get his ass!

Accidentally hunkered up instead of down and am now floating through an endless void 😭

Hey grandma, can you come pick me up from the sex party early?
You were right, I talked too much about The Garfield movie (2024) and no one wants to do it with me now. 😢

good morning

PEOPLE THINK IM NICE BUT THEY DONT KNOW I CHOOSE TO BE.

It’s so beautiful!

Charlie Brown saying his famous catchphrase, "My idols are dead and my enemies are in power"

Waitress says, "Say when," when grating parmesan
cheese. I never say when. The room fills with parmesan.
There are no survivors. 😏

J.K. Rowling especially is going to be fucking pissed!

DENTIST: I'll see you in 6 months.

ME: *under my breath* I'll see you in hell.

I can say without any irony that some of the lessons have stuck with me for sure.
Bluey’s parents are like my personal parenting handbook. Haha

Really?? How can you be a fan of that show and a bigot?
My son watches it all the time and when ever I poke my head in to check on him there’s always some kind of wholesome shit going on. It boggles the mind..

Jet fuel can’t melt men of steel