Fat guy in blue and white striped shirt and suspenders measuring his 72" belly
Do horizontal stripes also accentuate belly measurements?
12.03.2026 17:20
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I'm literally getting fatter by the day
10.03.2026 22:21
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Morbidly obese man wearing a bright purple polo and khaki pants with suspenders.
Fuck I just love this color 💜💜💜 on me
10.03.2026 21:54
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It's hot watching you struggle
10.03.2026 20:37
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Fat man trying to squeeze every calorie out of his pudding
Just thought I looked kinda fat here
09.03.2026 19:47
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Sooooooo sensitive in all the best ways
18.02.2026 18:29
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mike tyson: Go fuck yourself
09.02.2026 01:44
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I got my ear lobes redone 10 minutes before this
22.01.2026 02:53
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They were painful. It was about 5 seconds of intense pain for me. You should do it. I feel sore but accomplished.
22.01.2026 01:38
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Yeah that tracks
22.01.2026 01:36
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Honey you ARE the table
22.01.2026 01:31
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Your reply kills me 🤣
My brother and dad call it that and I hate it
22.01.2026 01:27
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When it came out the other side my scream literally jumped an octave
22.01.2026 01:24
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Ok that fucking hurt. Yeowww
22.01.2026 01:23
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My reporting hell at work is over, so I'm going to treat myself (not just food) after I get out today. There will be pics. 😊
21.01.2026 19:00
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I may or may not have had a crush on Uncle Stinky
20.01.2026 23:11
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I used to think the same until I realized what I hated was actually miracle whip
20.01.2026 22:00
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20.01.2026 00:37
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Been trying my hand at video editing. Here is a small clip of something I put on OF yesterday.
onlyfans.com/texangainer
19.01.2026 19:32
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I'm at the tire shop watching Kings of BBQ featuring Cedric the Entertainer and Anthony Anderson. Cedric is 6 years older than Anthony but looks at least 10 years younger.
Fat really is the fountain of youth.
17.01.2026 00:30
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Goddamn you're hot as fuck
16.01.2026 23:21
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that actually looks delicious 😋
11.01.2026 15:05
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Let's do it!!
09.01.2026 18:25
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Nearly-naked fat man sitting on the bed wearing a black harness and white jock strap chugging heavy cream through a beer stick
Got to try out a couple goodies I bought for myself.
Also, when did my side moobs start sticking out so much?! Is that where the last 10 lbs have gone???
09.01.2026 17:28
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Looking sexy there
09.01.2026 01:15
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Chocolate syrup takes care of the taste. You might cut it with half and half to make it a little less thick.
08.01.2026 13:25
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All you (read: us) fat bitches and your (read: our) heavy cream lately. I might need to buy stock in land o lakes
08.01.2026 09:20
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Oof sexy 🥵
08.01.2026 01:16
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Naked fat man chugging a quart of heavy cream
I always do
07.01.2026 08:32
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