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Jëffy Two Beers

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I’m Jeffy Two Beers. Punk rock enjoyer. Wife Guy to Kat. Canadian. Not a bot I swear

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Hey Steve. Just came here to say hi and I hope you’re doing well my friend. It occurred to me I hadn’t seen you in a while. Anyhow keep on being awesome

06.08.2025 12:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Hell yeah

01.04.2025 15:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Clearly the superior cookie.

01.04.2025 15:58 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

That’s not even a real thing Zach

01.04.2025 15:26 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I knew you would be

01.04.2025 15:25 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Fuck you dude

01.04.2025 15:20 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

Hahahahaha.

01.04.2025 12:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

One more beer

25.02.2025 23:37 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Everyone should

25.02.2025 09:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Animated spiral gif

Animated spiral gif

YOU WANT TO FOLLOW MMMTORBS ON BLUESKY DOT COM

25.02.2025 04:02 👍 6 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0

Still all there though that’s a big W

05.02.2025 14:17 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Absolutely! I’m still on the other one, but only there to get pissed at the elon fanboys. 🤣

05.02.2025 14:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

We’ve been all over. I try not to talk about it too much cause any way I do it sounds like bragging and a lot of people are having a much harder time. But yeah, cool stuff. Next one is Spain, Morocco, and Portugal. And yea, this app still kinda sucks. I wish they could just copy twitter,

05.02.2025 13:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

We’re good. Just chilling and tripping around Europe and the Mediterranean. Kat is working hard but loving it mostly. Haha. This site doesn’t work as well as twitter, but it’s got less elon so that’s good

05.02.2025 07:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Whats up Vrinkles? Haven’t seen you around or maybe the algorithm is weird here. Anyhow, hope you’re well

04.02.2025 15:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Absolutely agree

02.02.2025 17:42 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Scrambled eggs taste like shit without a ton of cheese and in a perfect world some onion peppers and mushrooms

01.02.2025 23:17 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Same bro

01.02.2025 23:09 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

@seanflynn503.bsky.social

01.02.2025 20:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
DRIVE LIKE JEHU - Live in Toronto, 1994, FULL SHOW! The Rivoli, June 14, 1994
DRIVE LIKE JEHU - Live in Toronto, 1994, FULL SHOW! The Rivoli, June 14, 1994 YouTube video by Punk Rick's Videos

This whole show is awesome

youtu.be/iiXDDFns0ik?...

01.02.2025 20:56 👍 27 🔁 2 💬 6 📌 1
The quintessential film noir shot of horizontal shadows created from window blinds. I’m sitting at a desk in a skinny tie and blazer, the light illuminates my eyes. On the wall behind me is my shadow, as well as the shadow of a big square-headed thing that may or may not be a robot policeman

The quintessential film noir shot of horizontal shadows created from window blinds. I’m sitting at a desk in a skinny tie and blazer, the light illuminates my eyes. On the wall behind me is my shadow, as well as the shadow of a big square-headed thing that may or may not be a robot policeman

Here’s me as a scifi noir detective from a short we made in 2013

01.02.2025 18:00 👍 8 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0

Shoreditch is awesome. Possibly the drunkest I’ve ever been was in Shoreditch

01.02.2025 20:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yes. Yes they were

01.02.2025 20:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Mr beast!!!

01.02.2025 20:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

All I said was I want to see trump die screaming and fuck him to death forever and they kick me off the free speech platform

01.02.2025 20:43 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ya. He’s very obviously guilty

01.02.2025 11:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sleeping my way to the top of the unemployment line

30.01.2025 17:39 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Watching this OJ Simpson thing on Netflix and I’m starting to think he may have been guilty the entire time

29.01.2025 16:25 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0