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The bug in question - one of my combo balls at roughly round 24 suddenly took on the effect and texture of one of the snacks.

Can't imagine how this happened.

(also gonna ping @raindrinker.bsky.social)

04.03.2026 03:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Picked up #Ultrapool during Steam Next Fest this past weekend and holy hell does Icedrop have a quiet hit on their hands. Perfectly scratches that roguelike itch.

Did run into a weird bug late in a recent run, though, and I have no idea how to reach Icedrop to tell them?

04.03.2026 03:36 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Hard to see this as anything other than Stelter sucking up to his future bosses over at Paramount

01.03.2026 17:06 πŸ‘ 1144 πŸ” 176 πŸ’¬ 33 πŸ“Œ 7

It's been wild to watch as some ostensibly liberal people like Debra Messing have just had their brains fried by algorithms since October 7, 2023, and are now indistinguishable from the most hardcore MAGA supporters.

01.03.2026 19:53 πŸ‘ 2061 πŸ” 242 πŸ’¬ 39 πŸ“Œ 11

i’m so excited for peace in the Middle East. we’re only one war away.

28.02.2026 17:58 πŸ‘ 3257 πŸ” 364 πŸ’¬ 43 πŸ“Œ 15
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Just your regularly scheduled share of this masterpiece by @tomgauld.bsky.social

28.02.2026 15:55 πŸ‘ 10755 πŸ” 2954 πŸ’¬ 111 πŸ“Œ 93
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average person cheering for war in iran

28.02.2026 16:13 πŸ‘ 12137 πŸ” 2177 πŸ’¬ 108 πŸ“Œ 22
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This is one of my pettier impulses but I want the record to reflect just how often this motherfucker said that Kamala Harris was the pro-war candidate in 2024.

28.02.2026 13:15 πŸ‘ 5246 πŸ” 973 πŸ’¬ 163 πŸ“Œ 63

Guys he's not starting a war to distract from the Epstein files. He's starting a war because he wants to start a war. Killing people in other countries makes him horny. If it also distracts from the Epstein files, great, but he doesn't really give a shit either way.

28.02.2026 19:21 πŸ‘ 2442 πŸ” 451 πŸ’¬ 53 πŸ“Œ 27

The older I get, the more I'm convinced.

01.03.2026 14:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Dusting this one off again:

01.03.2026 02:43 πŸ‘ 1193 πŸ” 197 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 2

"Look, it's okay for moderates to say they won't vote for someone because they're too progressive, but progressives aren't allowed to say they won't vote for someone for being too moderate/conservative"... for reasons. Uh huh. Sure.

16.02.2026 01:24 πŸ‘ 1497 πŸ” 190 πŸ’¬ 32 πŸ“Œ 2

Even if you fully intend to vote for whoever the Democratic nominee ends up being, there’s a huge difference between doing that quietly in November 2028 and loudly announcing it years in advance with zero conditions attached.

15.02.2026 22:27 πŸ‘ 2525 πŸ” 382 πŸ’¬ 36 πŸ“Œ 22

What’s so weird about men in power is how when they face scandal and should step down the world acts like no one else can do their jobs. Bottstein, Wasserman, these aren’t irreplaceable men! Stop with this delusion.

15.02.2026 19:33 πŸ‘ 6416 πŸ” 1175 πŸ’¬ 132 πŸ“Œ 61
A screenshot of a post on X (formerly Twitter) by Brianna Wu (@BriannaWu). She is replying to a post by Chip Douglas (@AreaMan_) which reads: "Most trans women are sympathetic to oppressed people. That’s the beginning and end of it."
Brianna Wu's response states: "The problem with this thinking is the Palestinians are not oppressed. They are a fantastically dangerous death cult that will literally sacrifice their own children to hurt Jews. A rabid dog is not oppressed when you don’t invite it into your house"
The post is timestamped 7:14 AM, February 14, 2026.

A screenshot of a post on X (formerly Twitter) by Brianna Wu (@BriannaWu). She is replying to a post by Chip Douglas (@AreaMan_) which reads: "Most trans women are sympathetic to oppressed people. That’s the beginning and end of it." Brianna Wu's response states: "The problem with this thinking is the Palestinians are not oppressed. They are a fantastically dangerous death cult that will literally sacrifice their own children to hurt Jews. A rabid dog is not oppressed when you don’t invite it into your house" The post is timestamped 7:14 AM, February 14, 2026.

You have to be a complete sociopath devoid of a soul to say something like this about fellow human beings. This is a sickness and Brianna is rotten to her core.

16.02.2026 03:48 πŸ‘ 1904 πŸ” 216 πŸ’¬ 46 πŸ“Œ 20
Alleged someone allegedly burning a concentration camp in Kansas City.

Alleged someone allegedly burning a concentration camp in Kansas City.

Suburban wine moms will really be like "you believe in voting? that pales in effectiveness to my strategy, firebombing a concentration camp" and then very effectively firebomb a concentration camp

13.02.2026 16:46 πŸ‘ 11196 πŸ” 2443 πŸ’¬ 129 πŸ“Œ 22
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Translation: I will steal this election, and my lawyers will find a thin excuse to justify it.

13.02.2026 23:03 πŸ‘ 11267 πŸ” 3537 πŸ’¬ 1616 πŸ“Œ 432

*rubs temples*

As I've spent the better part of the day explaining why I don't think Newsom should be the Democratic nominee for president, it pains me to "defend" this, but...

The governor of California is legally obligated to proclaim each Feb 6 Reagan Day per a 2010 state law.

14.02.2026 00:47 πŸ‘ 2553 πŸ” 456 πŸ’¬ 106 πŸ“Œ 115

I want everyone who has spent years in therapy wondering what is wrong with them, wondering why they had so many bad relationships, why they felt so much dread, to know that it was in part because you were living in a world run by evil, evil people and you could tell that somewhere deep down

01.02.2026 16:08 πŸ‘ 2970 πŸ” 725 πŸ’¬ 43 πŸ“Œ 69

so the government’s been sitting on these files without arresting anyone because all their biggest donors are in it huh

31.01.2026 06:34 πŸ‘ 11937 πŸ” 2728 πŸ’¬ 339 πŸ“Œ 129

Isn't it always?

01.02.2026 12:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

When they say Me Too "went too far," they mean "got too close."

31.01.2026 16:25 πŸ‘ 7069 πŸ” 1843 πŸ’¬ 24 πŸ“Œ 32
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What's most amazing about this is the fact that the WSJ needed a β€œstudy” to figure it out.

01.02.2026 03:33 πŸ‘ 20512 πŸ” 4481 πŸ’¬ 1238 πŸ“Œ 462

I find this language really gross. First off, it's weak as hell. But second, if your demand is simply that ICE leaves Minnesota, that's just telling them to go to another state to terrorize people.

These centrist squishes need to push for full abolition of ICE.

25.01.2026 17:26 πŸ‘ 3488 πŸ” 548 πŸ’¬ 47 πŸ“Œ 27
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Reporter: You received a letter from AG Pam Bondi making several demands….

Walz: I would just give a pro tip to the AG. There's 2 million documents in the Epstein files we're still waiting on. Go ahead and work on those

25.01.2026 19:31 πŸ‘ 47841 πŸ” 13711 πŸ’¬ 940 πŸ“Œ 861

Not to rub salt in the wound, but... Diggs got to one before Allen did.

26.01.2026 00:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hell, I was 12 when it passed and I could see then that it was a bad idea

26.01.2026 00:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Drake Maye is the second youngest QB to start a Super Bowl at 23 years of age. Bill Belichick’s girlfriend is 24

25.01.2026 23:03 πŸ‘ 635 πŸ” 106 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 16
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