Ambrose Kincaid | Comms slots OPEN: 2/3

a close up of a man 's face with a bald head making a funny face . ALT: a close up of a man 's face with a bald head making a funny face .

My nonexistent breeding kink awakening every time I do taxes and am reminded of Child Tax Credits

Where did you come from?
Where did you go?
Where did you come from,
Cotton eye Joe?

My boss and I spent like 30 minutes the other day trying to figure out why we couldn't get something to work in Excel and he said "Someone must have cursed me" which prompted me to make and send him this

Pigeon is a big fan of fetch

Performed a dramatic reenactment of The Hurt Locker this morning (forgot to burp my fermenting kimchi for 3 days)

@ambrosekincaidva.bsky.social as The Coworker
@artonyoursleeve.bsky.social as The Childhood Friend
@theycalledhimquiet.bsky.social as The Fake Boyfriend
@southlandtale.bsky.social as The Boss

He *is* wonderfully and deliciously pathetic, it's true 😏💖

Never forget

OI! I'm in a new collab!! If you wanna hear me fail miserably at trying to Dom only to become an absolute begging mess of a sub, then you might wanna check it out 😌

💘CUPID'S CHOICE: A CYOA COLLAB IS NOW LIVE💘

🎨 by @nightsongsiren.bsky.social

ENJOY! ✨

a cartoon car with a man 's face painted on the front of it . ALT: a cartoon car with a man 's face painted on the front of it .

Car boy you say?

During dnd last night, our resident lesbian's cleric asked a local guardswoman to the ball we were to attend. She did so by writing a flowery letter, of course, and I heard her mutter "I probably don't have time to get it embossed..." Which is probably the most sapphic thing I've ever heard.

Correct

This is good, actually

I just learned that the scientific study of how objects rub against things is called Tribology, and yk what? Hell yea

Lmao I read this as "make out with someone *that* sucks" and was like "real tbh"

See at least I know it wasn't about me because you would have instead talked about how the dream was you strangling me to death 😌

After 2 years of waiting, I'm releasing:

FREE NSFW SFX PACK V4.0

• OVER 1669 SOUNDS
• New plaps, wet sounds, fabrics, centered sounds and more!

Download link in replies!

#nsfwtwt #nsfwartist #nsfwart #nsfwvoiceactor #nsfwanimator #nsfweditor

Heh, nice

Also a special "fuck you" to @ambrosekincaidva.bsky.social for making me caption that rambling snippet BY HAND!!

✨MEET THE COWORKER✨

You have something of a love/hate relationship with your fellow project leader (You really love to hate him).

Written by @nyxgemini.bsky.social and voiced by @ambrosekincaidva.bsky.social

Part of the Cupid's Choice Collab coming Feb 14th

Why did my brain fill in the asterisks as "gussy" 😔

Wild World is a top 5 album for me for sure

two men are standing next to each other and one is touching the other 's collar ALT: two men are standing next to each other and one is touching the other 's collar

We read it in ninth grade and I was the one "cast" as Iago, so he's got a special place in my heart

Omg twins! (Tho mine has faded from a long life of love. I think my sibling got this for me almost a decade ago 😅)

"They" don't want you to know this, but you can just grab a pair of your partners dirty panties (or whatever underwear) and sniff them whenever you want 😌

God forbid a man accessorize 😌😏 ft. Pigeon the cat

Brother, I'm not even kidding when I say I'm pretty sure I made this *exact* face