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Jon Lowy

@jonny-spanner

I'm an engineer, writer, 11.4% equipped for life. Puckish and prickly. Handle with care, contains traces of nuts. I'll always follow. Unless you're porn or coin. Return the love? KEEP YOUR SHITCOIN TO YOURSELF. NO TRADING/INVESTING ADVICE PLZ

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Food is good tomorrow if kept refrigerated.

Electricity is maybe 60 or 70% good tomorrow but man, you need a lot of battery that doesn't degrade fast.

As very little solar has battery with it, the grid treats it as unreliable and keeps the thermal reserve spinning to cut in fast.

It ain't simple

04.03.2026 08:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Because we are all losers, yeah

02.03.2026 11:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The friendliest of fire

02.03.2026 11:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Isn't that a ghetto calzone?

Just saying. Still yum.

01.03.2026 07:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Trust me, it's the right path.

28.02.2026 12:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A crime against nature. Bleached frog spawn. Tastes like wallpaper glue

28.02.2026 10:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Licking is still good?

28.02.2026 10:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

His creator gave him an upper snd lower sphincter. Both serve the same purpose

28.02.2026 03:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sympathy with his style, but i suspect he has missed the point and put himself at the pointy end of the stick.

27.02.2026 02:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A modest proposal.....

Coke tainted kiddie fiddler bacon.

Rise up and smoke.

27.02.2026 01:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sad little shadow of reflected glory. Pitiable munter

26.02.2026 00:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What a sad little man. Reflected glory is the best he can do, having peaked in his wasted existence

26.02.2026 00:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thems high fallutin wirds

25.02.2026 01:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Then yer orft the menu. I'm a picky eater. Prefer the taste of coke tainted kiddie fiddler.

25.02.2026 01:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

FDRs missus was hotter. Also able to string a sentence.

25.02.2026 01:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

yum? A modest proposal....

But only if you're rich. I draw that line.

25.02.2026 01:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

meaty or fatty or nicely marbled? Slow cooked in a red wine sauce with shallots and potatoes......?

24.02.2026 23:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Loons, deceived by loons in an increasing shock wave of evidence free, ignorant loon bollocks.

24.02.2026 22:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Measure 'leaders' by their effects.

24.02.2026 20:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Honor of a kind among thieves and their environments. But only the non septic ones.

Sorry.....septic tank, yank....I grew up in London

24.02.2026 20:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How about if you ARE the scene of the crime?

23.02.2026 18:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I say god DAMN!

22.02.2026 06:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ok. Big is a kind.

Imma go with big

22.02.2026 05:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Are they measured by kind ir size?

22.02.2026 05:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No no, it's cake

22.02.2026 05:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just concerned that some may not know the history of Carob. It's been a foodstuff of kinda last resort for a long time. It's the seed of a pod producing tree whose other name is the Judas tree, because of its traditional association with the apostles hanging

21.02.2026 22:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

But on the upside, it does taste like betrayal and self execution.

Is Carob like chocolate? Well its BROWN.....

21.02.2026 20:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™ƒ

21.02.2026 02:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You sure it wasn't a whole ass-vibe?

21.02.2026 01:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is that a metaphor?

21.02.2026 00:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0