⚜️ Amy ⚜️

Asstros fans can fuck all the way off with booing players they don't like on Team USA.

Go the fuck home then, why are you even there?

Ridiculously excited to watch Paul Skenes pitch tonight!

LMFAO

I'm dying 🤣

That list is A+++

Starvinggggggg

You made a list 🤣

Interesting

Nathan McKinnon can suck a bag of dicks.

@Evan_P_Grant tweeted
Evan Carter Grand Slam in the first inning. 108 mph off the bat.

Hope that holds bc I'm going to the Stars game in Denver next week haha

Avs got scored on shorthanded you hate to see it

Thank you!

For sure. I was watching that thinking why can't we be that passionate about the game.

So lame. The Dominican Republic crowd was so lit today. I wish the people in Houston weren't so...ugh

Omfg I'm sorry I can read too 😭

And you know the crowds in the stadiums of other countries are HYPE

This WBC crowd is fucking lame, it sounds like they are booing everyone that comes to the plate. It's a Team USA game, motherfuckers. This ain't the ASSTROS

When we first moved here we'd go to the games wearing Braves gear bc we knew nothing about the Rangers. Now I only follow the Rangers

Because when I was a kid the Braves were the only team we had access to watch every night when they were on TBS.

Then they stopped airing on TBS and I moved to Texas. 🤷🏼‍♀️

My sister had to tell him to hush and she would explain later. Bless his heart, he was so innocent and in awe of what was going on. But my idiot sister should have explained all of this before the ceremony. Dummy

My sister took her 6 yo son to our cousin's wedding. When he saw the grooms at the altar, he starts asking where the bride is and why there are two men up there. 🤣

Bc my first ever MLB game was in the Astrodome but I was a Braves fan. Tom Glavine happened to be making his MLB debut and the Astros rocked him. That damned train played over and over and I was so pissed to see my team be cremated.

LSU South Carolina should have been the SEC championship game

Me getting all excited then remembering that I no longer have MLB network

Today’s start time has been moved to 2:12 p.m. CT due to weather.

me changing lanes at 7-brew this morning because the other lane was being worked by a guy in an avs hat

Gulutzan on Roope Hintz: “ He’s gonna miss some time.”

“He's got to go see another doctor, so we'll see how long that's gonna be.”

Said they’re hopeful Hintz can return for start of playoffs, and maybe even before, but “it’s gonna be a couple weeks for sure.”

What?

He looked like someone's grandpa so I had to look him up