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Dog chases car for the same reason dog licks its balls: it wants to and nobody’s saying no.

08.03.2026 05:14 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Jesus Christ 2: The Second Coming

08.03.2026 02:47 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Furthermore, it isn’t just the case in the US, but is widespread among people of this particular class, at least in “the West”.

08.03.2026 02:24 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Tribunal administratif du logement - Wikipedia

Looks like Québecois housing court:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tribuna...

08.03.2026 00:57 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a man in a purple jacket says you said it man ALT: a man in a purple jacket says you said it man
06.03.2026 23:30 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a close up of a man making a funny face with his mouth open . ALT: a close up of a man making a funny face with his mouth open .

Can’t fail to achieve your primary strategic objective if you don’t have strategic objectives!

05.03.2026 23:46 👍 63 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0

Inshallah.

05.03.2026 21:49 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I work in aerospace manufacturing QA/QC; going to hazard a guess I do a “bullshit job” too, which…lmao.

05.03.2026 19:11 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Which feels dangerously close to the line from Chief Justice Taney, “the negro has no rights that the white man is bound to respect”.

05.03.2026 02:33 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Right, the recommendation came from Gillibrand.

05.03.2026 02:26 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

(They were partners together at some fancy Manhattan firm.)

05.03.2026 02:23 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

A Chotiner interview goes fine if you’re a prepared subject-matter expert explaining facts, but terribly if you’re trying to defend illogical arguments through bluster.

04.03.2026 20:53 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They’ll fuckin’ do it.

-Boeing

04.03.2026 01:46 👍 23 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Would be nice of them to not fuck up our ability to call republicans nazis for doing fascist shit by nominating and/or electing a “history buff” who “unwittingly” had an SS tat until after he started a run for US Senate.

04.03.2026 00:14 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

It’s not *that* esoteric a nazi symbol, dude. It’s the emblem on the front of the SS hat on the head of the big bad in lots of WWII movies.

04.03.2026 00:07 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

I forget where I read that the character of Biff Tannen was based off Trump, but I 100% believe it.

03.03.2026 22:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Nah, colors are distracting.

03.03.2026 21:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yeah, you’ll get no argument from me there.

03.03.2026 21:15 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Holy shit

03.03.2026 20:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I think people look at someone who’s had 8 abusive monogamous relationships and wonder what red flags that person is attracted to/ignoring. Presumably that person would be seeking out the wrong type of person/people if they were poly as well.

03.03.2026 20:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Well, for better or worse polyamorous people are involved in *more* amorous relationships than monogamous people, which necessarily leads to more opportunities to engage in relationships with those toxic people, no?

03.03.2026 20:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

People make sweeping blanket statements when speaking colloquially all the time, though. Do you always take offense to them, or only when your individual lifestyle choices are the topic of discussion?

03.03.2026 20:15 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Are anyone’s?

03.03.2026 20:10 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Those are, unfortunately, present in any manner of interpersonal relationships, regardless of how many people are involved.

03.03.2026 20:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Split the difference, make it all Germans from Turkish families.

03.03.2026 03:19 👍 35 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fucking evil and dumb as shit.

03.03.2026 02:37 👍 16 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Bachelor Chow

Now With Flavor!

Bachelor Chow Now With Flavor!

“Bachelor Chow” was a Futurama gag:

03.03.2026 00:57 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Alle Menschen werden Bruder.

03.03.2026 00:37 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They love your “Friedrich Ebert Did Nothing Wrong” shirt.

02.03.2026 04:01 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The “I was a dumb enlisted soldier” totenkopf was old enough to enlist before he covered it up!

01.03.2026 23:58 👍 26 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0