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Partly fossilised & anti-fascist carbon based bipedal enjoyer of your earths atmospheric gases. (He/Him/Oi!) Sometimes I ingest your planets vegetation, but I don't like to brag about it. I say FUCK, a lot. Antifa until I die. UK

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There's the gene pool, and at the bottom of that pool there's a fossilised piranha turd, and under that turd there's a dead cat, and under that dead cat, THERE is the trump genome.

09.03.2026 22:45 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
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(Joke shamelessly nicked from some funny bugger on Reddit.)

09.03.2026 22:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

No he won't.

To do that would take balls, and the rapist that starred in the trumpstein files doesn't have any balls.

09.03.2026 22:20 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a man with a mustache wearing a military uniform and beret ALT: a man with a mustache wearing a military uniform and beret
09.03.2026 22:16 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"Let's okie, outside the dokie"

"Lets run this okie up the flagpole and see who dokies it"

"Lets stick an okie in this dokie"

"Let's okie back to this dokie later"

"That's some real okie-sky dokie-ing Simon!"

09.03.2026 18:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I don't forget what they did to him "Candace".

I make sure to laugh about it most days.

09.03.2026 15:05 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Well said, and perfectly put!

09.03.2026 15:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Raise the colours my arse - raise the fucking literacy levels first.

09.03.2026 11:47 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0
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09.03.2026 08:57 👍 12 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0
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"What is this 'Funky' you speak of, strangely loud biped?"

09.03.2026 08:53 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
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donald trump speaking into a microphone with the words smart people don 't like me behind him ALT: donald trump speaking into a microphone with the words smart people don 't like me behind him

HA! Even stupid bastards are learning to hate you now, imbecile!

09.03.2026 08:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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09.03.2026 08:48 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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09.03.2026 08:45 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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A computer can never be held accountable.

Therefore if you want to kill millions of brown people in a far off land and totes get away with it, let computers make the management decisions. LOL.

"Artificial Intelligence bullshitting for Genocidal Maniacs (who are also quite stupid)" manual, 2026.

09.03.2026 08:38 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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09.03.2026 08:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Nobody had been stupid enough to attack Iran, until the sheer idiocy of trump shat itself onto the world stage. Iran has been preparing for this aggression for over 20 years. Iranaian attacks are strategic (Hormuz & data centres for example), Israel & US think they're playing roles in a shitty film.

09.03.2026 07:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

America does not have a good track record of actually winning any of the wars it starts, so I imagine that the venal parasites who invest in stocks and shares expecting that mythical "Something for nothing" are looking at coffin manufacturers now.

The US is about to get fucked up. Again.

09.03.2026 07:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It's like they didn't even care?

08.03.2026 22:24 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A fine opportunity to share this old favourite: www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnpY...

08.03.2026 22:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"Don't make me come down there and exist all over your arses!"

08.03.2026 21:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The Burj Khalifa tower in Dubai cost approximately $1.5 billion to build, but due to the fact that it was buit by a firm of clueless fucking idiots, it has no sewage system and human waste has to be carted off in tankers every day.

#WhenFunctionIsEclipsedByFormFuckUpsHappen

08.03.2026 21:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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As Iran conflict rages, Pope Leo asks God to help leaders renounce war Pope Leo released a video on Thursday praying that God would help world leaders renounce war ​as a means of resolving conflicts in an unusual ‌appeal as the U.S.-Israeli bombing campaign against Iran ...

Eyewitnesses stated that God responded with "...", due to not actually existing.

www.reuters.com/world/middle...

08.03.2026 21:23 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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a close up of a man 's face with a slight smirk on his face ALT: a close up of a man 's face with a slight smirk on his face
08.03.2026 20:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Obviously the vehicles couldn't travel any further than their ribbon cables would allow, but it's the thought that counts...

08.03.2026 20:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Americans aren't facing a democratic collapse. We’re living in its aftermath | Eric Reinhart The US was an oligarchy well before Trump’s first term. Recognizing this reality is essential to building a true democracy

The man is not wrong.

www.theguardian.com/global/comme...

08.03.2026 20:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Look at those bloody n00bs pretending to be old school... Wankers.

Our 80's computer lab consisted of an Econet network of BBC model B's being programmed to operate robotic arms, plotters and vehicles that we were making, these kids are learning spreadsheet shit. Probably.

08.03.2026 20:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
Star Trek The Next Generation by Rude Guy Funny Video 2026 Adult Comedy
Star Trek The Next Generation by Rude Guy Funny Video 2026 Adult Comedy YouTube video by Rude Guy - Adult Comedy Channel

Includes: Star Trek, but in a West Country accent.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Os0E...

08.03.2026 20:17 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I wonder if our German cousins have a word that basically means, "stupidmotherfuckerocracy"...?

If not, I have a feeling that they'll be the first nation to invent it.

08.03.2026 18:50 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Hehe.. true.

08.03.2026 18:48 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Hegseth declares, 'I only speak American' to room full of foreign leaders Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth proudly and embarrassingly declared that he only "speaks American" while in a room filled with leaders from Latin America.

Smegbreath declares 'I only speak American' to room full of foreign leaders, instantly making a room full of foreign leaders happy that they can't understand him and allowing them to ignore his drunken gesticulations while they figure out what to do about the twat.

www.irishstar.com/news/politic...

08.03.2026 18:34 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0