There's the gene pool, and at the bottom of that pool there's a fossilised piranha turd, and under that turd there's a dead cat, and under that dead cat, THERE is the trump genome.
@phunkypunk
Partly fossilised & anti-fascist carbon based bipedal enjoyer of your earths atmospheric gases. (He/Him/Oi!) Sometimes I ingest your planets vegetation, but I don't like to brag about it. I say FUCK, a lot. Antifa until I die. UK
There's the gene pool, and at the bottom of that pool there's a fossilised piranha turd, and under that turd there's a dead cat, and under that dead cat, THERE is the trump genome.
(Joke shamelessly nicked from some funny bugger on Reddit.)
No he won't.
To do that would take balls, and the rapist that starred in the trumpstein files doesn't have any balls.
"Let's okie, outside the dokie"
"Lets run this okie up the flagpole and see who dokies it"
"Lets stick an okie in this dokie"
"Let's okie back to this dokie later"
"That's some real okie-sky dokie-ing Simon!"
I don't forget what they did to him "Candace".
I make sure to laugh about it most days.
Well said, and perfectly put!
Raise the colours my arse - raise the fucking literacy levels first.
"What is this 'Funky' you speak of, strangely loud biped?"
A computer can never be held accountable.
Therefore if you want to kill millions of brown people in a far off land and totes get away with it, let computers make the management decisions. LOL.
"Artificial Intelligence bullshitting for Genocidal Maniacs (who are also quite stupid)" manual, 2026.
Nobody had been stupid enough to attack Iran, until the sheer idiocy of trump shat itself onto the world stage. Iran has been preparing for this aggression for over 20 years. Iranaian attacks are strategic (Hormuz & data centres for example), Israel & US think they're playing roles in a shitty film.
America does not have a good track record of actually winning any of the wars it starts, so I imagine that the venal parasites who invest in stocks and shares expecting that mythical "Something for nothing" are looking at coffin manufacturers now.
The US is about to get fucked up. Again.
It's like they didn't even care?
A fine opportunity to share this old favourite: www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnpY...
"Don't make me come down there and exist all over your arses!"
The Burj Khalifa tower in Dubai cost approximately $1.5 billion to build, but due to the fact that it was buit by a firm of clueless fucking idiots, it has no sewage system and human waste has to be carted off in tankers every day.
#WhenFunctionIsEclipsedByFormFuckUpsHappen
Eyewitnesses stated that God responded with "...", due to not actually existing.
www.reuters.com/world/middle...
Obviously the vehicles couldn't travel any further than their ribbon cables would allow, but it's the thought that counts...
Look at those bloody n00bs pretending to be old school... Wankers.
Our 80's computer lab consisted of an Econet network of BBC model B's being programmed to operate robotic arms, plotters and vehicles that we were making, these kids are learning spreadsheet shit. Probably.
Includes: Star Trek, but in a West Country accent.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Os0E...
I wonder if our German cousins have a word that basically means, "stupidmotherfuckerocracy"...?
If not, I have a feeling that they'll be the first nation to invent it.
Hehe.. true.
Smegbreath declares 'I only speak American' to room full of foreign leaders, instantly making a room full of foreign leaders happy that they can't understand him and allowing them to ignore his drunken gesticulations while they figure out what to do about the twat.
www.irishstar.com/news/politic...