EvilGinx 😈

as above, so below
(cat on my head, cat on my feet)

One of the worst symptoms of endometriosis i’m dealing with is vasovagal syncope. Going to the bathroom, sneezing or coughing too hard, and fainting from the pelvic/abdominal pain. I’m afraid to eat, clean, wear perfume, laugh at jokes

Count me among them!! the skyline is SO pretty. I fuckin love it up there when I visit!

If i saw that irl i would’ve exclaimed ALIENS 👽

Tomorrow I get to talk about yeeting my uterus, so then the only uterus I would have is the one @blowdart.me sent me

No discernible difference 😭

Wow what about freedom

Random craving for sauerkraut

bottles of john frieda red boosting shampoo and conditioner next to a bottle of keracolor high shine tined gloss in copper

I better look like an active wildfire tomorrow (& not an oompa loompa)

Don’t buy the shamrock shake from tom nook it’s a fucken scam

With a sandwich crimper! Mine is a circle. I cut an even number of circles of bread, put 1tbsp of the nut butter you’d like and spread leaving a little room on the edges. In the center add 1 tsp of jelly/jam and spread a little. Add the bread, crimp, freeze on a sheet pan for 3hrs! Thaw & enjoy

Poptarts: 1 box pie crust, cut a bunch of shapes with the sandwich cutter making sure they’re even and the same size. Add 1 tbsp of filling to the center & egg wash the outside. Add the 2nd shape, crimp with a fork. Poke holes and bake 350°f on parchment paper for 20-25 minutes. Frost if you want.

I bought a sandwich crimper for like $3 and now i’m using it for both of these!

Meal prep for the week: homemade nutella poptarts, homemade pb & blackberry jelly uncrustables, cheese cubes with chicken meat sticks, boursin spinach orzo, tiramisu chia pudding, and homemade fruit & nut trail mix

Lmao naaaawh not in the slightest

I have a full tank of gas

It’s all the artificial sweeteners i consume. I am basically embalmed

The server offered stepdaughter and my Bonus Teens a cocktail menu and I was like no no, they aren’t old enough. Then the server SCRUTINIZED me to see if I was old enough 🤣

It’s foggy and raining on my animal crossing island 🥲

andrew yang and jill stein are emerging from their hibernation once again

Gin’s profile picture on Teams. Waiting for others to join…

lonelyyyyy i am so lonelyyyy

Anyone have any constructive feedback on TryHackMe SEC0 and SEC1? They look fun and at a comfortable price point compared to ISC2s next offerings

TXA has caused the nuclear fart reactor (my stomach) to overload

Oh my mom cured her skin cancer with red light /s

Good: bleeding finally stopped!
Bad: i am so incredibly nauseous

NOEM DOWN

Asked my coworker if they were feeling any better and they haha reacted the message. I’ll take that as a “No.”

Burger King’s black iced coffee is actually wonderful??? Fuck McDonald’s coffee

My tax dollars are shooting my tax dollars out of the sky and I still don’t have free healthcare

I’m that coworker