Sam

It’s just come to my attention that Mark Francois is the Shadow Defence Secretary.

Peasant!

A lost classic. #nowplaying

Wealthy Dubai residents race back to UAE to avoid tax bills Some risk spending too few days in the emirate and too many in the UK

Tax exiles stuck in London desperately trying to get *back* to Dubai to avoid becoming tax resident in the UK? Just great stuff. giftarticle.ft.com/giftarticle/...

Now it’s become personal.

Been awake since 3.15am. Just put some oven chips in.

Honestly the collective national level of disdain for Brits living in Dubai on all my social media platforms today really is bringing the UK together as one in a way that's hard to achieve in the modern era.

Reach plc driving real shareholder value today.

What’s that? Oh. You mean it’s just about Home Bargains closing on Easter Sunday?

FUCK MY HAT.

Every single one of these looks like they'd happily kick the shit out of you

What’s this ghost-faced twat want with us now?

Absolutely belting choon. What a floppy-haired bellpiece.

Bet it was a bit edgy in the green room that night.

I used to be a plumber and I reckon I'd rather unblock a contractors' urinal on Conoco Humber Refinery with my mouth open and a raging hangover after being at Gullivers in Grimsby until 2am on a Wednesday morning than sit in the Houses of Parliament, but that's just me.

I'm not sure these twats understand the meaning of the word 'sectarian'

The right are furious that a white, English tradesperson got elected.

Trash Gordon.

I think she'd be put right off by your rotten borough.

PS. She'd be first past your post.

I knew you wouldn't be able to hold out for long.

Democracy - our greatest export.

This is very good. #theliteraryreview

Some important post this morning.

Art is subjective, Donk.

Edwin van der Sar looking like a sexy dentist on Sky Sports.

Peter REMANDelson more like.

#morelike

Only a matter of time.