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union trash. he/they. shoot him again. his soul is still dancing. 50/50 chance I'm warning you about some argument you're having with a bot account

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bbbbbut I thought political power flows from the consent of the governed!

MAO: Listen, kid...

06.03.2026 16:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They will use gimcrack AI to replace as many people as they can and offshore every job they can. They have already decided that Americans make too much money and have too many luxuries and ask for too much. They’re fine with taking their money and living in compounds in a poorer country.

06.03.2026 14:59 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Philip Seymour Hoffman cringing

Philip Seymour Hoffman cringing

06.03.2026 02:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hahahahahahaha

06.03.2026 02:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Panel 1: Shen is keeled over a chess board in his chair at the park, sweating and gritting his teeth. He thinks "NO! I'M GONNA LOSE!! I'M... FALLING INTO DESPAIR..."

Panel 2: It shows the chess board, with Shen's clenched fist on it. Shen is playing the white pieces, and his king is on H1 somehow behind 2 rows of 4 pawns. The black king is on B7 and the black queen on D8 threatens checkmate.

Panel 3: A bishop comes in from off the board and takes out the black queen.

Panel 4: Overly realistic depicting of Shen dramatically beginning to look over his shoulder, into the light.

Panel 5: There's a person diagonal from him behind him with a chess board with just the white pieces set up. He has a confident smile. Sunbeams come down behind him and the wind blows the grass gently.

Panel 6: Closeup of that person giving a thumbs up as the beginning of the song "Rap is a Man's Soul!" from Gurren Lagann begins to come on, with the lyrics "do the impossible, see the invisible..." The sun is producing a glare reflection off of his thumb somehow. He had moved his D2 pawn forward to D3 to line up the bishop.

Panel 1: Shen is keeled over a chess board in his chair at the park, sweating and gritting his teeth. He thinks "NO! I'M GONNA LOSE!! I'M... FALLING INTO DESPAIR..." Panel 2: It shows the chess board, with Shen's clenched fist on it. Shen is playing the white pieces, and his king is on H1 somehow behind 2 rows of 4 pawns. The black king is on B7 and the black queen on D8 threatens checkmate. Panel 3: A bishop comes in from off the board and takes out the black queen. Panel 4: Overly realistic depicting of Shen dramatically beginning to look over his shoulder, into the light. Panel 5: There's a person diagonal from him behind him with a chess board with just the white pieces set up. He has a confident smile. Sunbeams come down behind him and the wind blows the grass gently. Panel 6: Closeup of that person giving a thumbs up as the beginning of the song "Rap is a Man's Soul!" from Gurren Lagann begins to come on, with the lyrics "do the impossible, see the invisible..." The sun is producing a glare reflection off of his thumb somehow. He had moved his D2 pawn forward to D3 to line up the bishop.

05.03.2026 23:05 πŸ‘ 4412 πŸ” 764 πŸ’¬ 57 πŸ“Œ 12

But Matthew Yglesias said by condemning Platner the left was just not taking real white working class Nazis seriously? Matthew Yglesias! The lone voice of reason in America!

05.03.2026 21:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

it's not "dooming" to doubt that the alleged opposition party will grant all your wishes when they retake the legislative majority

05.03.2026 19:40 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

It was never good to begin with. These things only work because they've set up sweat shops in Africa to watch the feeds and get it working. Mechanical Turk glasses

05.03.2026 19:13 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

IT CALLED ITSELF MECHAHITLER. I FEEL LIKE EVERYBODY MAYBE MOVED PAST THE MECHAHITLER THING TOO QUICKLY.

05.03.2026 18:25 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hi. I'm Matthew "Yggy" Yglesias. The content of all of my posts can be summed up with a not-Christian-but-Church-radio-safe band doing an awful jangle pop cover of Fear's "Let's Have a War". Everyone love me or you're bad

05.03.2026 19:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"You don't understand. Platner is Smoochy. Have you ever seen Death to Smoochy? The online left needs to stop looking for a Rainbow Randolph moment"

05.03.2026 16:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

By next week I fully expect we'll hear about Graham Platner being at a Klan rally and we'll get a hundred think pieces calling it "a Rainbow Randolph situation"

05.03.2026 16:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Promoting the Second Gig KS with some subtle messaging (posting "Boy it sure would be nice if one of the RPGnet posters who follow me found and bumped the Hard Wired Island thread or something")

05.03.2026 04:46 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What a rag!

05.03.2026 14:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Come on man this guy runs into so much Nazi stuff on "accident" it could be the plot of an oughts British anti-comedy

05.03.2026 06:36 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

they want more and bloodier casualties hoping it will force people to care

05.03.2026 02:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I hear a different nazi thing about this guy every week. Is he the Philomena Cunk of forest nazis?

05.03.2026 01:39 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is very true. Who is circling the wagons around this guy? The same morons looking for a white working class whisperer who don't mind that their strategy is finding the most palatable Hitler heiler

05.03.2026 00:29 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Analysts said it was not clear that destroying the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps, a 180,000-strong force, was possible. And Israeli officials have not said exactly how they plan to lay the groundwork for the regime's overthrow, or what might come after that, though they have suggested covert operations may be involved.
Summarising the Israeli government's position, Citrinowicz said: "If we can have a coup, great. If we can have people on the streets, great. If we can have a civil war, great. Israel couldn't care less about the future... [or] the stability of Iran.

Analysts said it was not clear that destroying the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps, a 180,000-strong force, was possible. And Israeli officials have not said exactly how they plan to lay the groundwork for the regime's overthrow, or what might come after that, though they have suggested covert operations may be involved. Summarising the Israeli government's position, Citrinowicz said: "If we can have a coup, great. If we can have people on the streets, great. If we can have a civil war, great. Israel couldn't care less about the future... [or] the stability of Iran.

I notice that it was left shitposters who immediately said the aim here would be to turn Iran - a country of ninety million people - into a war-torn, ungovernable Mad Max hellscape, if possible.

04.03.2026 21:30 πŸ‘ 89 πŸ” 32 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Whatever

04.03.2026 20:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

hahaha done with this bullshit

04.03.2026 18:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

it's okay to socially ostracize parents who won't vaccinate themselves or their children, in fact we should be doing it as a rule

04.03.2026 18:29 πŸ‘ 1129 πŸ” 211 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 11
2026 nuclear family memeβ€” featuring Fritzi as Neurodivergent Aunt, Sluggo as Sluggo, Nancy as Daughter, Nancy Jr as Woke Dog

2026 nuclear family memeβ€” featuring Fritzi as Neurodivergent Aunt, Sluggo as Sluggo, Nancy as Daughter, Nancy Jr as Woke Dog

04.03.2026 17:54 πŸ‘ 12245 πŸ” 2523 πŸ’¬ 77 πŸ“Œ 74

sometimes a coworker will drop offhand a piece of lore that feels like finding an audio log in a survival horror game

04.03.2026 15:55 πŸ‘ 1752 πŸ” 234 πŸ’¬ 38 πŸ“Œ 34

I'm always stunned whenever I see this guy's actual writing.

04.03.2026 16:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

you know you can do what you want, but i would recommend never using any of these fucking chatbots and absolutely keeping them away from the people you love, especially your children

04.03.2026 14:25 πŸ‘ 145 πŸ” 48 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2

Where we're going, we won't need consoles to game

04.03.2026 02:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

is it a good sign when the uniform response to a classified briefing is basically everyone immediately doing a vertical video about it in which they spend most of the time screaming that we’re all gonna die?

04.03.2026 01:07 πŸ‘ 1029 πŸ” 201 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 21

hence, the liz lemon democrats

03.03.2026 23:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0