You cant do that in hdg because of the no children rule (a very very good rule mind you) but i think the idea is neet and i might write a thing off of it. Call it human befriending guide or whatever
One idea is a child being found solo on a ship for reasons, mom had to get rid of them, dad wasnt watching them and now their the frist contact to the affini and terrans
Like i just think it be funny for them to find a whole ass child and be like “welp how do we take care of this creacher”
Part of me just wants to write a story about affini but not make it hdg.
Like the stories i wanna write are more world building and comedy focused
I need you all to understand something cuz its getting a lil out of hand & it needs to be addressed;
Woof warf woof
Bark grrrrr bark bark
Mmbark Woof
Are arf ARF. ARF. ARF.
Woof bark grrrrrbark
Mmmarf!
Bark bark ourf arf arf bork
SNORF
Do NOT ask me again about it.
I won't be as nice next time.
Three affini sit at a banquet table, on which rests a roast bald eagle with an apple in its mouth. The top of the leftmost affini -a lazing mass of piled vines- is splitting apart as it prepares to eat a leg of the bird; it also has several vines trailing in a trough of some liquid. The middle affini - so tightly wound and organised you could mistake their body for a human's - is wearing a wide-brimmed hat that shades their eyes. They are delicately eating the meat on their plate with a knife and fork. The rightmost affini -an upright pillar of vines draping over a stool with a huge swathe of broad leaves in the shape of hair- holds a glass of wine as they turn to two humans to the right of the image, who are annoyed with the tray piled with potatoes they have been given and want some of the eagle. The rightmost affini tells them "No, you can't have any. We already fed you." The eagle and potatoes have been assigned the respective labels of "American Liberalism" and "'Collectivist' Economics".
"Cartoon featured in the New York Gazette Sunday edition, published in October 2057. The cartoon criticised economic reforms introduced by the Morningstar administration that repossessed human-owned businesses into the vines of Gaia while also reducing property restrictions for Gaian citizens."
#HDG
Look at this fussy little thing! So cute!
Daily life of @mintythebully.bsky.social
(Keep this a secret, he actually likes wearing diapers but he hates to admit it👀)
He ballin though 😭 😭 🌹 ❤️🩹
Art by @lothrix.bsky.social
Pohaps maybe :333
It’s a panel from powerup comics where the text has been edited: “what’s your opinion on women’s day as far as I’m concerned, all days are for women”
Image of Jacob Wysocki screaming with poorly edited text that says "you are AN ARTIST WITH FREE WILL."
YOU ARE AN ARTIST WITH FREE WILL. YOU CAN DRAW YOUR FAVORITE THINGS. YOU ARE AN ARTIST WITH FREE WILL. YOU CAN DRAW BAD AND ITS OK. YOU ARE AN ARTIST WITH FREE WILL. YOU CAN TRY DIFFERENT MEDIUMS. YOU ARE AN ARTIST WITH FREE WILL. YOU CAN DRAW YOUR FAVES FUCKING NASTY. YOU ARE AN ARTIST WITH FREE WI
I didnt think id be giving you money to use the potty
That money is for you to stay in diapers!
500 cigarettes
Ya lash wears pull ups like a big boy
Because the Lash knows only Bebop would wear such humongous pampers. Lash has all gold stars on the potty chart, squirt.
my mommy says i'm not allowed to consent because she enjoys molesting me,,,
God, last night, I had a hands free orgasm looking at pictures of heavy messy diapers, it really hit me how much of a little loser I am~
I'm an autistic, girly, dork who's 4" on a good day. I've even never seen a vagina IRL; and I prefer hands free orgasms. I literally suck my thumb when I cum!
You people do not understand i have struck fucking gold with this women
I told her a scenario ive always dreamed about and she just played the role on the spot i need to put like 12 rings on her
Im the total opposite of a brat i want to follow every single command and be your little helper
Like why would I argue with you? Your the grown up i gotta do what you say thats the rules
Doing sex stuff while being little has actually broken me in the brain a bit.
Its like a drug and i really crave more of it omg i love mommy
Asking your caregiver for help using the potty, but being told that they’re “too busy, go in your pants, I’ll clean you up later”
So you whine and do. You grunt and blush as your pullup bulges out with your hefty, muddy poopies
It’s like they don’t want you to potty train…
wishin upon a star that all you babs have a fun & safe time at CAP! 🍼🌠
(also wishin i can be there too someday 🤞)
where is there not art of lash from deadlock in diapers????????
I'm completely uninterested in ageplay scenarios where someone is exposed and treated like garbage. Part of the escapism for me is people being supportive and either neutral or happy to see you being in diapers or acting childish.
I want normalcy out of it
Play toys?? We are playing plushie date :3
Our plushies are going to dinner and we gotta be the waiters we gotta make sure their date goes as smooth as posable
an illustration of an anthropomorphic mouse plushie with white fur and blonde hair
this is a commission of my mouse/lion plushie Goldie by @beaglescouts.bsky.social! i wanted to post it on this website c:
I forgot to mention, I wet the bed last night
I went to bed dry, and woke up really heavy in the back
I love being a bedwetter :)
This tweet broke containment on twitter. Somehow, despite groypers and chuds dming me and quote tweeting, people are most upset about me spending $20 for the ability to transfer Pokémon into Pokémon home 😭
You need to fucking piss so bad it makes you look stupid
