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@sweetbeanscomix

Cartoonist | Comics & Illustration | I love my mom! | she/her

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Game Theory #9:  The US-Iran War
Game Theory #9: The US-Iran War YouTube video by Predictive History

The US is gonna lose and the economy’s dick is gonna be knocked in the dirt. Neat!

06.03.2026 16:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Should’ve gotten another box.

06.03.2026 15:46 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I ate an entire box of Lemon-Ups.

06.03.2026 15:00 👍 24 🔁 0 💬 5 📌 0

Man the discover tab suuuuuks.

06.03.2026 04:03 👍 34 🔁 1 💬 4 📌 0
Golden Age Superman stands head to thigh alone in a panel black at the top and red on the bottom where Superman stands pointing at the reader as he says, "Be wary of unscrupulous operators of gambling games--they are always on the look out for unsuspecting victims."

Golden Age Superman stands head to thigh alone in a panel black at the top and red on the bottom where Superman stands pointing at the reader as he says, "Be wary of unscrupulous operators of gambling games--they are always on the look out for unsuspecting victims."

06.03.2026 00:30 👍 1977 🔁 775 💬 16 📌 28
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05.03.2026 20:05 👍 3434 🔁 780 💬 13 📌 15
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When your husband is an attention seeking weirdo who is also afraid of gay people for some dumb reason.

05.03.2026 21:27 👍 61 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0

Naw, it’s gonna be big Mario. I’d put money on it.

05.03.2026 14:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Bring back video game rental stores. And also physical releases to fill those stores.

05.03.2026 14:27 👍 98 🔁 18 💬 2 📌 0

I used to be heavily into them, and every Elephant 6 adjacent band back in the day.

05.03.2026 14:19 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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the gamers!

05.03.2026 01:39 👍 447 🔁 42 💬 20 📌 1
04.03.2026 01:58 👍 306 🔁 127 💬 2 📌 0

It’s real good too.

04.03.2026 19:20 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Didn’t k ow that’s a thing.

04.03.2026 19:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Can’t have chubby girls. The pedos want them really tiny.

04.03.2026 19:12 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thank you for this treasure.

04.03.2026 18:41 👍 39 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Speaking of Millennial Cringe, or MC as I like to call it. Check out this allusion to Seconds in the new Scott Pilgrim game.

04.03.2026 18:40 👍 70 🔁 7 💬 5 📌 0

Not yet, but I’m only on chapter 6.

04.03.2026 17:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m all heckin’ for it, honestly. I’d rather be whimsymaxing by embracing my millennial cringe, than be all performative and Steve Buscemi meme myself pretending I’m not an aging dork.

04.03.2026 17:49 👍 43 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0

All I have to say is L.O.L.

04.03.2026 17:37 👍 39 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

I’m reading a book written by an elder millennial. And I just had to stop to report they used the word “bork” to describe the sound a dog makes.

04.03.2026 17:32 👍 92 🔁 1 💬 7 📌 0
Snail Mail - "My Maker" (Official Music Video)
Snail Mail - "My Maker" (Official Music Video) YouTube video by Snail Mail

New Snail Mail has for a hold on me.

04.03.2026 05:48 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Craig of the Creek | Official Theme Song | Cartoon Network UK 🇬🇧
Craig of the Creek | Official Theme Song | Cartoon Network UK 🇬🇧 YouTube video by Cartoon Network UK
04.03.2026 04:36 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Also everyone talks about how he assaulted a sex worker back in the day. But NO ONE mentions she was a trans sex worker. Making his grift even more transparent.

04.03.2026 02:27 👍 86 🔁 11 💬 0 📌 2

What’s bonkers to me is how in 2026, there’s people trying to hop on board the internet addiction, culture war grift train like it hasn’t left the station a year ago.

04.03.2026 02:21 👍 120 🔁 18 💬 4 📌 0

2 and 7 for me.

04.03.2026 01:09 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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My favorite part of having a PO Box is getting fan art in the mail. Thanks, Kevin!

03.03.2026 21:31 👍 62 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 0

I saw Ralph Nader talking about how all these guys should be court-martialed. And it's like bro, the generals are talking about Jesus returning, what planet are you on?

03.03.2026 20:19 👍 72 🔁 11 💬 1 📌 0

Remember, it will get stupider and much worse with each passing week.

03.03.2026 20:15 👍 100 🔁 13 💬 3 📌 0

thinking of coming up with a right-wing grift for some additional income. tactical toilet paper or pencils that aren’t woke, something lazy like that

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