Starla Mint

I’m also here for that part, so I gotta let him gooooo. 💔

This is fully personal/emotional because Parayko is my favorite current Blue. 😂

I *knew* the Blues would fuck this all up.

Love that the “Stop the Sexualization of Children Act” aims to ban books and not the rapists and pedophiles actually sexualizing children. What a dumb fucking place.

I JUST QUIT MY TOXIC ASS JOB #AMA

Wait. No. I can’t.

I feel not great. I slept like shit. All after a major crash out yesterday. The best part of today is knowing that my boss is 200+ miles away from me.

Former roller derby teammate and tin hat fashionista publicly theorized that the people dressed as greenery during Bad Bunny’s show “would be a great way to sneak in to America illegally”. And for that, I’d like to thank her for reminding me I needed to cull my friend list on ZuckBook.

Yeah, sure, I’ll help you rewrite your resume. Free of charge. Within 24 hours.

Totally means text me every half hour to ask where it is.

Forever fucking tired that the reward for doing right is everything/everyone fucking you over.

Thing I FULLY forgot about until I heard his dopey ass: Chris goddamn Collinsworth.

I’ve manifested enough free money that I can buy the projector I want. 🥹

I hate that modern day anything is either a grift or grift-adjacent and we just have to be content with that.

Then, to top it off, one of your favorite artists gets such a bad dye job that now you don’t wanna see them live.

Y’ever get into such a bad mood you wanna shake someone awake to tell them about it? Just me?

I’m sleeping alone tomorrow night I s2g

OMFG I need some god damned sleep

how can we suffer these people to live among us, let alone purport to rule us? they're not just our enemies. they're an affront to the human experiment. they're hostile to all life not their own. they'd burn any number of us alive to avoid even a moment of mild discomfort. hideous

This isn’t me pooping on D&D, btw. I just…no.

I can’t fucking believe I have to go to a D&D bar for a work obligation.

Re.
Heated.
Nachos.

When a local comedian makes a joke about a once in a lifetime Ozark situation/death and it’s unknowingly about your former colleague. 😬

Y’ever have anything so powerfully weird happen that you can’t *fully* explain how it moved you to tears?

I feel like there’s a shit-load of a message from the Universe that I found Northern Flicker feathers 🪶 right outside my front door on Imbolc/February 1… (they’re so pretty, too)

I’ve always known the meaning of the word farkakte, but today I learned how to spell it.

TIL about prosciutto ends???

Been obsessed with the Max Headroom Incident for as long as I can remember. But maybe it will happen today!

I woke up around 2a to discover a stinkbug in my bedroom. Too tired, I said “not tonight” and tried going back to sleep…then kept smelling it/being paranoid about it the rest of the night.

I am exhausted.

Nothing like a kitten barreling down the stairs screaming to remind you…you had a glue spider trap in your office from ages ago. Guess who found it and delivered it right to me?!

Digital illustration drawn in a loose sketchy pencil style of four small, generalized sparrow-type birds of no specific species perching in a tangle of branches. Near each bird are words in a hand drawn blackletter style reading ‘Maybe it’ll happen today’.