teri klowak

no shame was attached to that to be clear

dailymotion is becoming the library of alexandria in terms of shows i watched in my childhood

cursed by the knowledge of how words are pronounced yet burdened by the embarrassment of pronouncing them correctly

a stranger complimented my typing prowess today

straight up sitting in my apartment so i am not the first person to arrive

one thing i like about hocus pocus is how immediately the kids realize they’ve fucked up

were you really good at bop it/bop it extreme or are your parents still together

half of mission impossible is surveilling people through incredible modern means and the other half is them parking in a van down the block

i think about this often because i miss doing it

mildly terrifying but also good on you for actually teaching that to them

do people really use ipads as often as stock photographers think they do

this pope has consumed the most hot dogs out of any other pope

raise your hand if you’ve ever been personally victimized by the new bus map

basking in the “well done” after a workout video i skipped through (stolen valour)

try not to eat an entire sleeve of rice crackers challenge (impossible)

there is no greater treat than a fancy little drink

💕💕💕

aw yiss @terklo.bsky.social found cocktail recipes for all the best pic noms and designed cards for em AND brought ingredients for a couple of em YEEHAW BABY

i’m so lucky to have a teri in my life so sorry for the rest of you who don’t

has anyone ever actually gotten out of a cab and paid through the window

would it be relaxing or stressful to be on the paper straw national strategy team

if i buy food from a grocery store, i don’t say “i’m subsidizing the grocery store.” i’m buying shit.

welcoming everyone to the french’s ketchup supremacy

chocolate cake this time and i shaved it so i’ve been snacking on lil edge pieces for like an hour while cooling and icing it

sometimes i bake to satisfy cravings but i end up satisfying the craving before i have the end result

*slams laptop shut til monday*

*opens second work laptop*

they’re on sale at safeway now too

it worked

who is responsible for showing trump his first labelled map of north america