Paul Haine

Crimewave. Lower your expectations.

I also am a fan of Firefly

Imagine how good he’d be with a nice wet piano.

My therapist: Michelle Forbes' first role in TNG's hairstyle isn't real, it can't hurt you
Michelle Forbes' first role in TNG's hairstyle:

Best place for them, I'd say

I'm sure they're just launching a range of Firefly NFTs or something

what was the twitter joke

Even if it did come back it wouldn't have any involvement with Whedon and three of the main cast were either killed off, died in real life, or are Adam Baldwin. It would be unrecognisable from its original form.

Firefly-themed cryptocurrency launching soon

My family took our cat Penny to the vets and after some puzzlement returned home with our cat Benny

why would i watch anything a robot generated when i can watch tarsem singh's The Fall

Getting into Clarecraft Discworld sculptures, just 30ish years after they were current

Every 40something that grew up in the UK just started singing "If you're feeling kinda tedious, if life is seriously mediocre, here's how to get that adrenaline flowing, just step aboard a Boeing, going, HIIIIIIIIGH"

"Jerk Burritos?"

Your one-time passcode is laying its eggs in the spiraling canyons of your fingertips. It will expire after ten minutes.

I've switched to using double dashes, typewriter-style. AI would never.

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No they actually changed them www.iowafarmbureau.com/Article/Its-...

Finally, somewhere to buy Harry Potter merchandise

Shut down so fast I hadn't even reached the Edge magazine review of it yet (they gave it a 5 out of ten)

modern day slang is starting to sound like stuff the mutants would say in The Dark Knight Returns. “Leader don’t jestermaxx on Batman. Leader say he mogged Batman”

I've been doing this with my own nudes anyway

I'd like to nominate this little whimpering noise Tommy Lee Jones makes in Batman Forever when Batman evades him by driving up a wall

It's actually Les Misérables' Monster

I'm confident at some point Reform will announce they'll ban tactical voting

[tips fedora]

That took me a minute

Fleeing the kingdom after the viscount saw me lay my coat into a mud puddle in front of his betrothed daughter. But little does he know I just really hated that jacket. I didn't even see her standing there.