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Creator of the Sturdy Wheelbarrows podcast and the grandson who continues to be persecuted for wearing jean shorts to his grandad's funeral :(

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It's been a tough season for me and the other Nitrogen fans with many of us having lost faith in the manager. It might take the hiring of Nitrogen's manager in the summer to improve things.

03.03.2026 23:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes. It's 1.

03.03.2026 22:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I respect this system a lot ๐Ÿซก

03.03.2026 22:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Good news, Pam. They're all equal to 1. You win both on both counts ๐Ÿ™Œ

03.03.2026 22:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mrs Thompson didn't hire me for my maths skills. She hired me as eye candy for the customers and also because my dad asked her to.

03.03.2026 22:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

For sure. Both are equal to one metre.

03.03.2026 19:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Now that you mention it, I believe it does. I'll add that to my chart.

03.03.2026 19:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I agree. I've always felt that way about tonne too. Sounds much heavier than ton so the conversion is 1 (heavy) tonne = 1 (light ton).

03.03.2026 19:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If the OCB-AI was working, this would be a shoo-in. If I had to guess, I'd expect 1 historical minute to be equal to 1 AMPLOminute, which is equal to 1 gallon.

03.03.2026 19:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oops. Sorry, I forgot about that. Michael's Universal Constant = 1

03.03.2026 19:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I can print it and send it to you if you'd like?

03.03.2026 19:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Easy-to-Remember Conversion Chart

Gallons to Litres	1 Gallon	=	1 Litre
Pounds to Kilos	1 Pound	=	1 Kilo
Fahrenheit to Celcius	1ยฐF	=	1ยฐC
Inches to Centimetres	1 Inch	=	1 Centimetre
Feet to Metres	1 Foot	=	1 Metre
Miles to Kilometres	1 Mile	=	1 Kilometre

Easy-to-Remember Conversion Chart Gallons to Litres 1 Gallon = 1 Litre Pounds to Kilos 1 Pound = 1 Kilo Fahrenheit to Celcius 1ยฐF = 1ยฐC Inches to Centimetres 1 Inch = 1 Centimetre Feet to Metres 1 Foot = 1 Metre Miles to Kilometres 1 Mile = 1 Kilometre

Here's a universal conversion chart that's very easy to remember. Hopefully it proves useful

03.03.2026 19:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 139 ๐Ÿ” 32 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 28 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

You're welcome! Another possible connection is the first word of great games so if you see the word "Gatekeeper" you'll know you're on to something ๐Ÿ™Œ

01.03.2026 11:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You have to give some credit to Nitrogen. I haven't seen them be this clinical since their victory over Nitrogen.

28.02.2026 15:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You must be hoping for a Nitrogen win in the 3pm fixtures to boost your beloved Nitrogen's chances of finishing above Nitrogen

28.02.2026 15:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Exactly. If they could just fund me for the next fifteen years or so, I would finally be able to give the EFL fans the comprehensive data they deserve. Yet again, the Premier League gets all the resources :(

28.02.2026 13:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And to think, I'm not even out of concussion protocol from this morning's Karate Club yet. Crazy to think how good at science I'll be once I'm thinking clearly.

28.02.2026 13:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm all for new tactical advancements but sometimes coaches just need to accept that the old methods work best. That why if I ever become a Premier League manager, my first announcement to the team will be to tell them we're sticking with an atmosphere consisting predominantly of nitrogen

28.02.2026 12:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This sounds like a very helpful suggestion, imo

28.02.2026 12:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Nitrogen vs Nitrogen (12:30pm KO)
Nitrogen vs Nitrogen (3pm KO)
Nitrogen vs Nitrogen (3pm KO)
Nitrogen vs Nitrogen (3pm KO)
Nitrogen vs Nitrogen (5:30pm KO)

Nitrogen vs Nitrogen (12:30pm KO) Nitrogen vs Nitrogen (3pm KO) Nitrogen vs Nitrogen (3pm KO) Nitrogen vs Nitrogen (3pm KO) Nitrogen vs Nitrogen (5:30pm KO)

Here's what today's Premier League fixtures would look like if every team was named after the most common atmospheric gas in their town/city

28.02.2026 12:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 257 ๐Ÿ” 28 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I can only imagine the high-tech wheelbarrows being used at that level. Some people in the 'barrow community speculate that you don't even need to push them #magical

27.02.2026 10:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Good idea. This would tell us a lot. One has to imagine, for example, that views of the most popular dinosaur-hosted channels declined significantly around 65 million years ago.

27.02.2026 10:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Me?? That's a very upsetting allegation, Pam. I am as consistent as the day is long. All of my trillions of ex-girlfriends in the village that's been tragically cut off from the rest of society for several years will confirm this.

26.02.2026 23:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm very optimistic I'll have devised the perfect rescue operation to get them out by then. I just need a few more millenia to get started.

26.02.2026 21:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No, I had to break up with them all because I needed to focus on my karate career. Naturally, they were devastated but they understood it was for the greater good and the security of the village.

26.02.2026 21:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Happy to be of service. I love it being so helpful!

26.02.2026 20:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Was it a weekday? I hope so because it would make things so much worse if it spoiled everyone's weekend :(

26.02.2026 20:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Probably doing k*ssings with some of my many ex-girlfriends but when you're a renowned ladies' man like me, it's hard to remember exactly which k*ssings happened on which days :(

26.02.2026 20:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If 2024 had come up in my random year generator, I might have mentioned that.

26.02.2026 20:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh no. This is the first time I've ever made an error online and I don't like it one bit

26.02.2026 20:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0