This was a stay at home gummy, not a go out and do shit gummy
26.01.2026 18:48
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This was a stay at home gummy, not a go out and do shit gummy
I came out the womb with a bounty on my head
Hammering my shit like a babylonian blacksmith
Who's going to the blumpkin party tonight
What eating without youtube does to you
Bring your kid to work day and my dad works at the Raccoon City Police Department
Hammering my shit like a babylonian blacksmith
No one cared who i was until i put on the chastity cage
Pissing harder than the guy next to me at the urinals to establish dominance
Me at 25 watching Lilo & Stitch
Only real shitters in my circle
Why do football helmets have the little cages on them? Is it to keep them from kissing?
dont call yourself a gamer if you haven't played this
These little vagina cameltoe cereal are the best 🥰
handjobs should just be called beef jerkies
They call me sneeze cause my gazoon tight
This is an old family recipe
Santa better send me a freak
Imagine you're trying to find the clit and she starts making buzzer noises like in Operation when you miss
Selenite it is
what crystal do I need for a bitch to love me
hope my enemies know I’ve been drinking milk n growing big and strong
if we were both cows would u stand in a field & eat grass with me
Her bouncing on it like the pixar lamp would fix me
Did some wild things in my life but I never ordered a Fish Fillet from McDonald’s
Me when I wander off drunk
The broccoli watching me grab another bag of nuggets from the freezer
just masturbated to her bitmoji
For every man that won’t there is literally a guy (Me) who will eat your whole ass
