I need to be put into the machine that heals pokemon at the pokemon center
10.03.2026 06:04
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I need to be put into the machine that heals pokemon at the pokemon center
commission for @siristhegreat.bsky.social
election. it's the election.
“We see you joked about a werewolf saying to throw bricks at people. This is basically IRL terrorism”
Just got a job >20 year old autist >working drive through at mcdonalds >"I'll have 2 chicken sandwiches 1 with no tomato" >"which one do you not want tomato on?" > some brief silence and a muffled sound >"either one, man" >messed up their change ttoo
anosmic-sheep But can a cis guy do THIS? *drops pants. My dick just fucking flops onto the floor and bounces away* cor-relophus once in high school i was walking down the hall at a brisk pace wearing dress pants and boxers and my (home made!! with nylon stockings + condoms + gak) packer just fell out of my leg and rolled down the hall a little ways and thankfully the only other person in that hall at that time was mr. hayes, the weird stoner english/philosophy teacher who rode his bike around the halls sometimes, and he literally just looked at me and said "i HATE when it does that" and walked away
tho sometimes folks call them sea hawks
Fish Hawks! In some areas they're also known as River Hawks, Fish Eagles, and even Mullet Hawks!
Fancy that.
A family of slug.
Promises
u do know what the other name for ospreys is right
the gestapo who do this are allowed to have a blue check account on here and the mods will permaban you if you spell out what should be done about the gestapo
no no the milker is already one of his stage names
i mean yallve seen ricos hands, if he soaked those mfs in milk and hit you with a backhand it could probably break ur jaw
FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States https://theonion.com/fbi-uncovers-al-qaeda-plot-to-just-sit-back-and-enjoy-c-1819576375/
On Twitter, Brandon Weichert posts a pic of an Exxon gas station with extremely high gas prices. In the background, a massive banner hangs from a building. It has Trump's face and the phrase "AMERICA'S BACK." Weichert says "The jokes write themselves." Adam Parkhomenko posts a screenshot of Weichert's post and says, "Yes they do."
Alt National Park Service posts the same pic that Weichert did, but with Weichert's name cropped out.
Well, they made this one easy on me.
This is Brandon Weichert's joke, as reposted by @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social, which is where AltNPS probably saw it before they cropped out both of those men's names.
But there's actually a really interesting story behind this pic! 🧵
NO NO NO YOU DON’T
GUYS LET ME PLEASE SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF FREE TAX USA
federal is free, state is $16, handles even my chaotic freelancer taxes just fine, same step-by-step “designed for normies” kind of interface as TurboTax but NOT EVIL
tell everyone you know
www.freetaxusa.com
Reina on her nest
bread roll
Sneaky
Pauly Walnuts very seriously telling someone that “it’s called Broad daylight because women light up the world”
international women’s day
fish bag fish bag fish bag fish bag
Today is international womens day
But what does it mean to be "into national women"?
Picard: It's a computer simulation of thoroughbred horse racing called Umamusume Pretty Derby. The program was quite popular in the 21st century.
Riker: Mm. 'Pretty' is accurate. That Goldship is quite something.
Picard: I hadn't noticed. I enjoy the simulation's tactical qualities.
Riker: Yes, sir.
Screenshot from the video game Persona 4. In the halls of Yasogami High, the protagonist talks to a male student labeled "Stylish student". His dialogue window reads: "Hanging out with women, going on dates with them, that's fine. Killing them? Not so much."
happy international women's day
It’s almost like the pedophile administration was lying when they said we were getting paid billions of dollars from other countries with the tariffs.
Ur gon wake up with fweet