its clams season

going to the ClamSlam tomorrow. dont worry its not anything thats weird or violent i dont do that stuff

have you or a loved one encountered "clam" today? you should feel #blessed

no meed to throw the clam out with the clamwater thats what i always say

clam trick: thats Actually cream cheese and diced onion wrapped in "lox." id tell you more about that but im not @loxfacts.bsky.social

clam species evolution (future)

clam starch

clams actually have an impeccable ability to survive in any environment. well except for supermarkets and city streets and libraries and construction sites and junk yard dumps and race car tracks and trampolining parks and dog parks and ski resorts and grave yards and parking lots and tar pits and

clam bit my damn ass

they go to work and provide for their clamilies. the beauriful clamilies

clams hall of fame

clam science is actually quite complicated. can you name one of their formulas?

grand cham at the clampionship

the bitter soul of the tainted clam

the clam life is simply to much to handle

squalid fucking clam

i think the begging and pleading for my life for months on end helped in their decision making

no they simply set me free. they still got caught and arrested though. you can look it up on the news

you can learn a lot from clams and their eco system. have you gained proper clam knowledge today?

come get some clam buster

most things arent clams. but you may find that some things are

hey so the clams mulled it over for like a looooong time and ultimately decided not to put me to death so thats cool. but they did take all my memories of my x the everything app account details and so im over here now. isnt life just epic?