Ryan thee Dyke (she/her)

NEW YORK (AP) — Democrat Zohran Mamdani sworn in as mayor of New York City.

"[M]onetized the dysfunction" is a good way to describe the American health care system too.

a woman in a red coat and hat stands in the snow Alt: scene from The Long Kiss Goodnight (1996): a woman (Geena Davis) in a red coat and hat stands in the snow and looks back at a man (Samuel L. Jackson) in a grey hat and dark jacket

Couldn't find a gif of Nobody Knows (2004), so thought long and hard on this one lmao

I'm not sure we've ever interacted on here, but I have always enjoyed and appreciated your posts—this one took the wind out of me. I am so sorry for your loss, I have no sufficient words. Thinking of you and your family ❤️‍🩹

Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷

stupid dipshit sitting at a table with cuomo signs on it holding his phone looking like he's going to barf

so many good pictures out there

guy said, “Do you like Marx?” I said, “I haven’t met him.” Guy said, “No, no, he’s dead.” “Wow, what happened?” “No, no, he died long ago.” I thought the guy Marx had just died. So then, “Why are you asking me if he died long ago?” “No, he wrote a lot. He wrote that poor people should not be poor.” I said, “Sounds amazing.” I’m giving you a sense of how naïve I was. After they left, I went to the library to look for Marx. So that was my introduction to Karl Marx. BS: The FBI. MM: The FBI. Then, of course, I took a class on Marx. Couldn’t just get Marx out of the library. But,

good morning specifically to the FBI agent who introduced Mamdani’s dad to Marx

Never let them say you can’t be a mensch AND a hater

just want to remind everyone again that zohran is the one cis candidate i am aware of that had his platform on trans rights written by trans people. i think that matters

big question of the night: why didnt NYC like the billionaire backed groper who killed their grandparents

Subjecy: Barstool leaving NYC? Hi Dave- Now than Zohran Mamdani is the mayor-elect, will Barstool be leaving New York? And if so, when? Thank you, -- Marisa Kabas Independent journalist The Handbasket

stay tuned

The last New York City mayoral candidate to secure over 1 million votes was John Lindsay in 1969.

Zohran Mamdani will be the seventh New York City mayor ever to receive more than 1 million votes.

I'm happy that Mamdani won. But I won't let that get in the way of my celebrating Cuomo losing.

So happy to have voted for Zohran today 🥹 I love my city and I want to be able to afford to stay here, ONWARD FOR A BETTER NEW YORK 😤😤😤

dude you PROMISED,

Now comes the even harder work. But for tonight, let's celebrate.

Haven't been this aggrieved to hear about new variants since the Biden administration

A bear in the wild, smiling and posing coyly

I guess this has probably already gone viral somewhere but I am simply dying at this picture of a bear that looks like it hired a photographer to do a glamour shoot

::taps mic:: Autism is a) not caused by vaccines and b) a mental health diagnosis made using criteria developed specifically for humans and therefore impossible to diagnose in dogs. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

40% of Republicans think the COVID vaccine killed more people than the COVID virus. One in four believe that QAnon is real.

No matter how far they radicalize, we are told over and over again that the people being rude to them are the problem.

Weather in New York today is immaculate. FALL COME THROUGH 🍂

The way you turned on DND too, said these bitches not finna be buzzing on my wrist 😭

you have no idea what black americans are about to do with this picture.

I don't know what wave of new Bluesky users we're on, but the ask remain the same: Let's use alt-text and make our posts better for everyone.

At this summer camp run by grandmas, kids learn cooking skills and life advice At a summer camp in Fullerton, California, grandmas are in charge. Every week, they teach a group of 8-to-14-year-olds how to cook a new dish, and a handicraft such as sewing, embroidering, clay jewel...

A summer camp run by grandmas is teaching 8-to-14-year-olds "lost skills" like how to cook a new dish, sewing, embroidering and more

The two greatest evils known to mankind, A.I. and the person directly in front of you in line at the post office, have finally teamed up. We’re done.