i'll be so for real if you didn't already figure out crypto was a sex trafficker's dream come true feel free to do the species a favor and let that guilt consume you
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i'll be so for real if you didn't already figure out crypto was a sex trafficker's dream come true feel free to do the species a favor and let that guilt consume you
A short comic about feeding a pet blue tongue skink. mixing food (text says “some of this and this and a little of this as a treat”), offering the platter to skink (text says “Your meal, good sir”), and then the skink hungrily eating (text says “INHALE THE SUSTENANCE”).
Feeding the beast (blue tongue skink)
ok deadlock i now want to play your game
Where my true believers at
The cybertruck lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, spinning its wheels trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping.
Tumblr post that says “the world isn’t kind” OK???much more importantly are you? “the world isn’t kind” skill issue. I am “the world isn’t kind” not yet it isn’t. This is a threat.
Bring this energy with you int 2026 (yes this is a threat)
A screenshot of The Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion, of the player's game being paused by a pop-up window giving them an update on their quest. The scene behind the window is of a room in the arcane university with spell-making altars that look like decorative podiums with candles on the sides. A writing desk with a pile of grey power and various books in the background, as well as a cupboard and shelves with vases, crystal balls, and books around them. A elderly human woman in teal robes stands off to the left with a cocky smile aimed at the viewer, standing upon a yellow symbol on the floor of the Mage's Guild eye insignia. Of comedic note, there are hundreds of steel daggers strewn about the floor.
Quest Updated
That Knife Better Not Be In My Leg Again
14th of Evening Star, 3E433
I have found the knife. It was, indeed, stabbed into my leg this whole time.
#TheElderScrolls #Oblivion
Talk Of Fascism Dangerous, Warns Ministry Of Compliance
Talk Of Fascism Dangerous, Warns Ministry Of Compliance
popemobile driving around college campuses with ben shapiro inside, his voice muffled by the bulletproof glass, "debate me liberal"
you’re telling me a bottom performed this surgery?
ICE Opens New Supermax Detention Center For Most Hardened Toddlers
i love holding real news in my hands
donald trump has died
Dagoth Ur Morrowind
Transgender for everybody. Everybody transgender.
This is not a request.
My sister THE MAYOR OF BERKELEY hosted our family reunion so I made a shirt to explain my role in our familial unit.
See:
-The mayor gave a chartered bus tour of her city, then helped cook breakfast for 50 people while on a zoom.
-I found a decomposing wild turkey carcass & poked it with a stick.
Hulk Hogan’s Spasming Cadaver Body-Slams Mortician
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This is now canon
dont like seeing this and now you do too
Oppenheimer realizing he could get blown up too.
we laughed at the time, but the prophecy is coming true
ppl frightened by this like we're not already sticking regular beer bottles up our ass
a friend has been introducing me to pro wrestling and i have been slowly learning about the Lore.
all this to say i drew a pro wrestler gf x sumo wrestler gf
Will finally motivate poor Americans who’ve been putting off becoming billionaires Sidewalks clogged with people “walking it off”
Pros And Cons Of Defunding Medicaid
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i love holding real news in my hands
the only sport boring enough that half the broadcast is two old men dishing goss, it's perfect
The statue of Liberty is a lesbian