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TheShihai

@theshihai

Aggressively Queer & Kinky AF. Sadistic with a heart of gold. NSFW/18+ He/Him. 📍 Chicago BDSM, findom, good ol’ fashioned fuckin’, and a slow but steady descent into lunacy. 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧ 🇵🇸 Telegram: @theshihai

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Imma need that on my face immediately, please and thanks.

07.03.2026 19:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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🚨 Big Restock & Year of the Horse Giveaway 🚨

It's Year of the Horse.
We've just restocked.
We're giving away a horse dildo to celebrate.
It's not culturally insensitive, we just really like horses 👀

Retweet, follow & like to enter 🙌

We'll pick two winners at win at 23:59 8th March, giddy up!

05.03.2026 21:05 👍 242 🔁 179 💬 14 📌 4
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You rang? 😋

04.03.2026 23:18 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Need it

04.03.2026 20:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The unchristian things I’d do to that thing…😈

04.03.2026 01:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Peekabelly 🤤

03.03.2026 01:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a young man wearing glasses is making a funny face and saying `` isn t she lovely ? '' ALT: a young man wearing glasses is making a funny face and saying `` isn t she lovely ? ''
02.03.2026 14:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Duh

02.03.2026 01:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

🔥🔥🔥

01.03.2026 19:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hi fraaaaaand 👋🏼👋🏼👋🏼

27.02.2026 22:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Come n get em (almost) birthday twin 😉

27.02.2026 20:07 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Meeeeeeeeeatyyy

27.02.2026 03:38 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I can offer 20,000 belly rubs and $1. Is that worth anything?

26.02.2026 22:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Without question 😈

25.02.2026 22:57 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a black car is driving down a street with the words on my way written on the side ALT: a black car is driving down a street with the words on my way written on the side
25.02.2026 01:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Need 🤤

24.02.2026 04:15 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Commitment In Sydney GIF ALT: Commitment In Sydney GIF
23.02.2026 19:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Need it.

23.02.2026 04:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a man with his head on a cake with the words eat all the cake below him ALT: a man with his head on a cake with the words eat all the cake below him
23.02.2026 03:15 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Say when 😈

21.02.2026 15:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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a car is driving down a highway at night and the words `` be right there '' are visible . ALT: a car is driving down a highway at night and the words `` be right there '' are visible .
21.02.2026 15:53 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Gimme em

21.02.2026 01:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

4-5 days, maybe a week if you want to be extra careful.

20.02.2026 19:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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a stuffed penguin with the words swiggity swooty gimme dat booty ALT: a stuffed penguin with the words swiggity swooty gimme dat booty
20.02.2026 00:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

🔥🔥🔥

19.02.2026 15:20 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a small owl is standing on its hind legs in front of a wall . ALT: a small owl is standing on its hind legs in front of a wall .

Edgewater 😉

19.02.2026 02:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Say when 🤤

19.02.2026 01:42 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a screenshot from schitt 's creek shows two women talking ALT: a screenshot from schitt 's creek shows two women talking
18.02.2026 21:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a wall with a hole in it and a window ALT: a wall with a hole in it and a window
18.02.2026 20:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ample 🍑, meager 🍤

18.02.2026 20:07 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0