Stig & The Grumble

This is the most stupidestest shit I have seen...so far.

It was surprisingly good!

They spelled "drawn and quartered" wrong.

He must be allergic to gluten.

A grumble of pugs on a couch.

It is too cold outside. Must be safe.
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Most Buicks in Utah are driven by Octogenarians between the hours of 11am and 2pm. Guessing after and before they have to get back to take their meds.

In honor of no more Noem, post a cute dog. (Or 3)

Why do you think he is carpet bombing brown people?

Ziggy the poop gobblin' diabeetus pug

Ziggy's glucose for the last couple of days

Ziggy the poop gobblin' diabeetus pug did a lot better today since it was cold and windy and snowy outside.

I would say Buick instead.

I grew up in the Bay Area. They are much worse here.

Pokemon Crystal 🔮

First Gym done in #Pokemon Crystal. I may have over leveled
L.

a crowd of people cheering in a stadium with a man wearing a shirt that says ' coca-cola ' on it Alt: a crowd of people cheering in a stadium with a man wearing a shirt that says ' coca-cola ' on it

I nominate Beef Supreme.

They spelled "bombardment" wrong.

She got a Participation Position.

My record was years ago. Douchebagtinypenisinabigtruck was going 45 in a 60. He gave up at 80 and then tailgated me.

Oh. She slowed down to 25 once I passed her and annoyed the other person stuck behind her.

Today I was running an errand. Dumb bitch in front of me decided that 25 in a 35 was sufficient. I waited. I planned. I saw the moment. I took my chance. I floored it and zoomed into the right lane.

Bitch finally gave up at 48 fucking miles an hour.

I fucking hate Utah drivers.

Licking everything

Nemo the dumb dumb licking potato

Nemo was about five minutes from being duct taped to a light pole. I saved him from Mommy's wrath.
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Ziggy the poop gobblin' Lamb Chop Loving diabeetus pug

Ziggy loves hims Lamb Chop.

Part 2, with more from the veteran. Please note that security is perp walking the Marine out of the hearing WITH HIS BROKEN ARM TWISTED BEHIND HIS BACK.

Different angle, showing the lead-up:

Mr. Mister better be on there!

Shiny Cyndaquil in Crystal

Shiny Ditto in Crystal

I have given up on shiny hunting a Chikorita starter in #Pokemon Crystal. Instead, I copied over my legit save from my 3DS that has my shiny Cyndaquil. Also, nice gal at the game store traded me a shiny Ditto for making eggs later. Will use starters from Silver and Gold to get shinies.

Stig: Brought to you by garden hose water, Mercurochrome, and lead paint.

I see yours! We shall see tonight how he behaves. It is warm enough to tie him to a pole if he gets annoying.

His arm, his foot, his paw, the pillow, the blanket, the couch, the air.

I took an extra CBD gummy tonight. Dreams are gonna be fuckin' crazy.