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Everyone from the Olympics Scandals actually did great at the Olympics

—Canada curling won gold after BoopGate
—Cheating biathlete won five medals
—Credit card fraud biathlete won 3 golds
—Norwegian crotch parachute ski jumper won a bronze

Milano-Cortina 2026: Messy and Thriving

I love Jorrit Bergsma so much. You shouldn’t be able to do that at 40.

One of the greatest of all time.

This is amazing.

Everything going bad for me in 2026 now also includes the worst Dutch speed skating performances in the Olympics in 40 years.

Hell yeah man. I’m so happy for you. I’ve loved following your journey and I’m so stoked at how remarkably quick that was.

I spent a significant amount of time on LinkedIn today and lemme tell you…

I became curious about what a gun tastes like.

The people who use LinkedIn on the regular are deranged non-persons.

Damn man. Sorry to hear that. Yeah, the small business I spent the last 7 years working for went under. Only job I’ve had out of college and my partner just quit their job to go to nursing school. I’m absolutely terrified.

Shit man. You get laid off last week too?

Not currently a product manager in title, but could definitely do it, and definitely looking for a job :)

For 117 years, #CPFC had the claim to fame of being the last non-league side to knock out the #FACup holders (1909 -defeated #WWFC as a Southern League club).

And in typical Palace-y style, they win the Cup after 120 years (or 164 if you prefer) and lose to a non-league club in the next game!

Just another reminder;

you are out of your fucking mind to come here for the World Cup, Olympics, any reason at all.

Everyone I know and their mom has Influenza A right now.

Yes, both me and my mom.

And like everyone else.

I gathered a bunch of cans and donated to my local food bank up in Ogden a few weeks ago. Sorry I don't have the cashflow to donate this year. I appreciate you doing this, always!

Hell yeah!!! So underrated.

Darn estate of River Phoenix.

Dammit.

Ask for the numbing mouthwash before they clean. Every dentist should have this. It helps a lot! Same with nitrous oxide if they have it.

Katie Stengel 2023
Katie Stengel 2025

#NWSL

I logged into LinkedIn the other day for 5 minutes, and the things I saw are still traumatizing me.

If there’s one thing about daylight savings time, I will start going to sleep at 6pm.

I do not like the Dodgers whatsoever, but the baseball gods blessed us with an incredible October.

Baseball, what a game.

Rojas is such a nice guy

Ohtani just feels inevitable.

Reminder to everyone donating to food banks in light of the Republicans starving SNAP: It is far more cost effective to donate directly to food banks than to buy food and give it to them. They can buy in bulk and have existing relationships with sellers, so your few bucks go way further that way

Thank you baseball for creating enough stress and urgency for 17+ innings to provide me the motivation to clear my email inbox.

We’re going to defeat cancer one Mastercard-sponsored Jonas Brothers 5th-inning stretch performance at a time

Seranthony Domínguez’s release is so fun.

With millions at risk of losing SNAP in the coming days, a reminder: hunger doesn't happen in isolation. When food assistance disappears, families use rent money to eat. Then come evictions and homelessness.

Housing, food, healthcare—it's all connected. Cut one thread and the whole thing unravels.

Kevin Gausman looks so cool.

Wish I was that cool.

Iron Maiden’s Live After Death turns 40 today. It’s a pretty seminal album for me so it felt apt to learn ‘The Trooper’ on my lunch break.