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my DMs are open if you want to help with the mobile food pantry for food insecure trans people on sunday.

we're lucky he never gets heated

I've thought florsheim was fascist-coded since guillotine by the coup

it's definitely self-inflicted, everyone knows about the famous "thai sticks" of dynamite

50 Years of DC’s Iconic Metro As our region’s iconic rail system turns 50, we ask the big questions—and some little ones, too.

washingtonian.com/2026/03/11/d... "a place where the city of man serves not only the needs of the body and the demands of commerce but the desire for beauty and the hunger for community"

equilibrium?

if it was made to order with your wing sauce of choice I would at least accept it as art

ray wise really would make a killer rfk jr. maybe save it for after an emergency tracheotomy or something

conserve your seed, battle the amero

Iran may be activating sleeper cells outside the country, alert says The U.S. has intercepted encrypted communications believed to have originated in Iran that may serve as “an operational trigger” for “sleeper assets."

yeah but as long as we dont immiserate a couple hundred million people with a massive grudge against the government and give them a shitload of problems a lot of which would be immediately solved by like $500 in their bank account right this second,

they're just envious they never thought to use a deli container as a pocket protector before

stuffing my pockets with macaroni salad from the grocery store self-serve. let's see them prove I didn't walk in with that. heh heh

i am once again thinking of the techbro billionaire apocalypse cult leader stand-in Paul Giamatti as Christian Barbrow in 30 Coins

talk about agent orange! folks,

slay the replier

I've been wanting it to happen so intensely for so long that I'm gonna feel so empty when it happens. but in a good way like right after you finally sneeze or throw up

Screenshot from the video game Persona 4. In the halls of Yasogami High, the protagonist talks to a male student labeled "Stylish student". His dialogue window reads: "Hanging out with women, going on dates with them, that's fine. Killing them? Not so much."

happy international women's day

we sucker punched them repeatedly during peace talks for this. we did it for nothing. none of the people prosecuting this war can tell you what a shah is, none of them can tell you about the hostages or '79 or any of it. they did it because this is what the world looks like with them on it.

its daylight saving time

the human mind can make anything important enough to rationalize years of abuse and I think that's beautiful

Trent Rez in the head like a hole vid

Pain at the pump 🎶
Feel like a chump 🎶
Just checked the news 🎶
Outbreak of Mumps 🎶

ITS A LITTLE PAST 1530, I HAVE BEEN NOT-STONED FOR LONG ENOUGH I RECKON

I would trust approximately 62% of readers to get this

when tony soprano ate a bialy and was like "this is a good bialy", I felt that

some think of the warm spell followed by a cold snap as a false spring, but I prefer to think of the cold snap as cheater's winter

sex jifs

solidarity with all the children out there throwing tantrums. stay strong. you WILL get what you want

tochka the cat in her pizza box bed, paw draped over the edge and pointing at the checked SPECIAL box

a strange game. the only winning move is not to lose