Lisa

The chutzpah of inviting a bunch of leaders for an event and then trash their language!

Or spines!

This dinkwad is hoping to be our next governor. Our state does some dumb things, hopefully this won't be one of them!

The staff is going to love the Costco hot dogs!

Next up: important information about Arnold Palmer's member!

a man in a hood says let the hate flow through you !!! ALT: a man in a hood says let the hate flow through you !!!

Maybe it'll interact with all the other badness in his rotting self.

That table doesn't look round!

Sounds like they were kind enough to not have the ad that includes warnings about fatal infections of the anus and genitals!

It's not great to sit in poopy pants either 🤷‍♀️

I was going to ask the same.

Concerning!

They are identifying an unconfirmed death? Not problematic at all.

"by their douchiest of bags you shall know them"

Thankfully food is totally not stuff.

Probably about 3-4 times the amount of vomit.

Are we going to need to drop trou for genital checks to be able to vote?

The racism and domestic violence is just deplorable icing!

Would schools count as either city or county property?

At least our guy needs a solid nap first! And a shower. And a good breakfast, the whole spread!

Can we punch one of their faces with the other? Then you don't have to pick!

I like to think that season 3 would be kinda boring because it would just be John living a calm life, smiling sweetly at his wife and making up happy, completely sane songs.

And smelly!

Boxer mix dog trapped in the back seat of the car during the million mile drive home from a hike. Chauffeur is very disappointing and should feel much shame.

Doggie court would be great TV!

Eva would try to be an attentive juror, but could be bribed or distracted easily.

Good luck finding a grand jury willing to move any case forward on that guy!

I think the same about the rotting meat suit occupying the White House.

We are all being shat daily.

He's no Ken! Maybe ICE Allan?

We have all just died of irony!

At the expense of everything else is an insane amount of focus.

New weight loss plan!

Did I just hallucinate that this guy had a backbone as a Representative? He likes to sound saucy sometimes, but it's just hot air.