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Sounders fan. History dad. Food lover. Free "Cool" Disco Dan.

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This entire administration is filled with dudes who read one book, ever, got a B- on the test, then decided that was enough learning for them.

And ... given where they've landed in life, the weren't necessarily wrong.

06.03.2026 16:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm guessing many of the brain geniuses in the Admin still don't see the link.

06.03.2026 14:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm guessing infrastructure, maintenance, and the relative availability of first responders has something to do with that, too.

06.03.2026 14:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Rubio is starting to look and act like a man who knows he crossed the line into unforgivable territory and just says "ah the hell with it."

04.03.2026 14:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Just ol' grampa beating off in his office again."

03.03.2026 17:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Immigrants getting it done!

02.03.2026 18:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When I was in third grade I heard Ronnie Rayguns hot mic "the bombing begins in five minutes". I spent years afterward thinking it was gonna go off every time I heard a plane overhead.

02.03.2026 18:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wait until he finds out they speak a language closer to English than Arabic.

02.03.2026 16:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He's an unrepentant drunk too high on his own BS to have any sense of consistency let alone common decency.

02.03.2026 16:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Legit thought this was an Onion headline until I saw the source.

02.03.2026 16:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But they wuz WARfighterz grrrrr!!!

02.03.2026 14:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The English language in all its glory is sadly bereft of sufficient words to describe the depths of despicableness to which this administration has sunk.

25.02.2026 23:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Man ... FT with a couple of howlers this week.

"How War Stopped Working" ... as a tool of imperialist ambition. Which hasn't stopped Russia, the US, and probably China, from trying.

War has worked quite well as a way for smaller states and non-state actors to preserve independence.

25.02.2026 15:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Our guests today: Dr. Z who think the universe is expanding, Dr. Y who believes it's shrinking, and Steve from Kansas who thinks the Earth spins like a basketball on Jesus' finger. Steve, what do you make of the new report on dark matter?"

24.02.2026 22:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you! Best not to legitimize lies with your attention. Appreciate you.

24.02.2026 17:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He does already have "the Dominator". Not quite the same but pretty good.

24.02.2026 16:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Three crap bands from the '90s together at last.

Three crap bands from the '90s together at last.

This may be the worst concert bill of all time.

23.02.2026 18:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

FT has been better than most but I swear every time an Official Knower of Things tries to impute grand strategy from what's clearly either a grift or a brain fart I want to burn it all and move to an island somewhere.

23.02.2026 16:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Rolling in the piles of money he stole takes effort.

23.02.2026 16:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cool that the USA won the hockey and all that but the fact that they let trumps taint-sniffing weird-eyed dog party with them after ruins the whole thing for me. I hope at least one of them pissed in his beer.

23.02.2026 07:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tomatoes say hi.

23.02.2026 06:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

At least after Trump is done hiding eleventy gajillion dollars he stole from us in some secret middle eastern bank America will finally have a legit reason to go to war there.

21.02.2026 18:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Does bro just walk around with iron strapped like that? Like ... it looks like a cuck cage.

21.02.2026 18:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My own pet theory is that this is all part of, like, Thiel's plan. Trump does a bunch of dumb shit then they force him out in time to give JD a full 10 years. Trump gets to keep the money and JD gets a bump from cleaning up the worst of the mess.

20.02.2026 23:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh yeah. There were some gems if you dug. Hill Street Blues and St. Elsewhere. Night Court. Cheers.

20.02.2026 20:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've said this before but ... amidst all of whatever the heck drunk Kegseth and co. are concocting, it makes me really sad that we almost certainly won't have anything approximating normal relations with Iran for many decades.

Hard to overstate how much the US has continually f***ed that country.

20.02.2026 17:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

often wins stuff but I still don't think we're anywhere near the class of the league. Yeah, we'll be there when it counts but that doesn't mean I'm stoked to sit through cold and rainy evenings of Schmetzerball on the way to watch us inevitably crash out in the quarters or semis of whatever.

20.02.2026 17:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Crazy that another MLS season is about to start.

I'm more excited about the Sounders this year than I was last year, but still having a hard time getting totally chuffed for a team that features two DPs made of glass and a bunch of well-above-average lunchpail dudes.

High floor / low ceiling

20.02.2026 17:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If this was a Batman plot I'd think it was stupid and unbelievable.

And yet ...

20.02.2026 16:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ah, yes. GenX TV. Famously well crafted. Alf and The A Team right up there with Chekov.

20.02.2026 14:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 13 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0