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Hierophant

@holyhierophant

30+, Gamer, Autistic, Grad Student, Demi, Queer, Goth, & Bardic Vampire. Professional silly goose. Dungeons & Dragons, Magic the Gathering (EDH), Vampire the Masquerade, & Overwatch Illrigger. Malkavian. As above, so below; as below, so above. MDNI πŸ”ž

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They just… don’t…

Unless I don’t keep the blue mana upkeep, the cards never untap 🀭

12.03.2026 16:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Countered 🀭

12.03.2026 16:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t play standard cause if I did, I wouldn’t be welcomed back to the table πŸ˜…

12.03.2026 16:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with a beard and mustache is smiling for the camera ALT: a man with a beard and mustache is smiling for the camera
12.03.2026 15:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Three magic the gathering cards, one doesn’t allow players to have an untap step, the middle has creatures come in tapped, and the last has artifacts, creatures, and lands come in tapped

Three magic the gathering cards, one doesn’t allow players to have an untap step, the middle has creatures come in tapped, and the last has artifacts, creatures, and lands come in tapped

Commander night tonight and I was told to bring angry decks WHICH includes Sen Triplets so I added more cards to it. What do we think, too much or could be worse? I *have* worse πŸ€”

12.03.2026 15:33 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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a stuffed goose wearing sunglasses is driving a car on a road . ALT: a stuffed goose wearing sunglasses is driving a car on a road .

Noooo

12.03.2026 14:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Share one of your comfort shows! πŸ“ΊπŸ–€

12.03.2026 14:57 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Honk πŸͺΏπŸͺΏπŸͺΏ

12.03.2026 12:55 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank youuuuuu!!! I’m feeling a lot better. Although, I said that yesterday and almost didn’t make it πŸ˜…. I mean it for real today though!

12.03.2026 12:55 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Are you even a Lucio main if you’re not spamming β€œKero-Kero-Keropi everyday is fuuuuuuuun!!!!”

11.03.2026 21:27 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a seagull is flying over a pirate ship with a sun on top ALT: a seagull is flying over a pirate ship with a sun on top

🫑

11.03.2026 19:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Box of PEPERO with an image of a twink from Stray Kids on the cover. I don’t know which one it is, could be anyone but definitely not Felix… I think

Box of PEPERO with an image of a twink from Stray Kids on the cover. I don’t know which one it is, could be anyone but definitely not Felix… I think

These are delicious and they make me happy. That is all

11.03.2026 19:29 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Forever FUCK Target πŸ™‚β€β†•οΈ

11.03.2026 18:58 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Tbh I’m in recovery for ED… I need to eat

11.03.2026 14:26 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I do this but lose all but 1 sleeve so I can’t use them again (I end up with 98 instead of 99)

11.03.2026 13:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m jazzed I’m feeling better cause I’m so hungry Nico… so, so, hungry 😭

11.03.2026 13:21 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Last night’s food experiment went well so I think I can go back to solid foods now 😭

I’m so hungry, this is the worst

11.03.2026 13:08 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, that’s what I think I’ll do… however, I haven’t gone shopping yet so I have meatloaf and mash… which is a comfort food for me but idk how that’s going to work out for me πŸ˜…

I’m not going to eat a lot though, even though I’m STARVING

10.03.2026 23:21 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Do I… brave eating dinner and figure out what may come next -or- do l just parish in a crumbled pile on the couch as I wait to no longer be hungry πŸ€”

10.03.2026 23:04 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Hard and true facts πŸ˜’

10.03.2026 20:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Isn’t that just a corn dog? πŸ€”

10.03.2026 20:17 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Wildly, I qualify for citizenship with my great grandparents so I’m going to apply. Maine is basically Canada anyway πŸ˜…

10.03.2026 19:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It said it in the post 🀭

10.03.2026 18:46 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you πŸ₯²

10.03.2026 18:38 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes AND… black and red is my colour scheme πŸ₯Ί so… I guess it’s time, soldier 🫑

10.03.2026 18:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Me too, this has been the absolute worst πŸ₯²

10.03.2026 13:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Listen here. I may not get sick often and definitely toughen my shit up when I do. However, you have to treat me like baby girl when I AM sick or else I’ll pout and make this everyone’s problem 🀭

This has been a PSA

10.03.2026 13:22 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s 2.30am and I’m up cause I was hit by some kind of biblical plague of a stomach bug. Of course I was, I had my EEG and MRI earlier today and felt crappy from it so why wouldn’t I end the night with this too? πŸ₯²

10.03.2026 06:31 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
A crocheted Miffy stuffy (rabbit) with pastel rainbow dress. The toy is on a table

A crocheted Miffy stuffy (rabbit) with pastel rainbow dress. The toy is on a table

There are many ways to know you’re loved but I had a TREMENDOUSLY bad day on Thursday. Since it was magic and pickles night, I got to see my family and when I did, they surprised me with this… I love Miffy and this stuffy so special to me. She’s vibing on my desk now πŸ₯°πŸ–€πŸ₯°πŸ–€πŸ₯°

09.03.2026 14:18 πŸ‘ 32 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0
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a sign on a wall that says always protect the peace you ve worked hard for ALT: a sign on a wall that says always protect the peace you ve worked hard for

πŸ™‚β€β†•οΈ

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