Dr Secksy

At this point promising a trip to the Hague and spending the rest of their natural lives in a concrete box is an act of unfathomable mercy

Avalanche did nothing wrong is all I'm saying

Hey c'mon we catching strays here. I will never be homies with people Barrett would have given several new holes to breath through.

Everyone who perpetrated this, down to the AI slopbox sales rep, should be locked in a concrete box for the rest of their lives

"Please stop sending me dumb hateful dipshits, my vet put me on Ozempic and the other leopards keep laughing at me"

Sorry best I can do is touch screens on both sides, four cameras, 1 GB ram, cloud computing with vibecoded OS that will randomly send your SSN to every nazi on twitter, and can only be logged in by pushing your scrotum against the touchscreen. And if any part breaks the whole phone bricks.

My flumpnet hypersquab will replace the entire economy by 2028 by boobleplumping the hangwang. But to flingle the wompwomp, you need to give me a squillion dollars.

PLEASE COME BACK GRIMES I'M SO LONELY I TRIED TO FUCK AN OPTIMUS WITH YOUR FACE TAPED TO IT BUT IT'S JUST NOT THE SAME

Your daily reminder that Clammy Sam has been accused of molesting his younger sister

Just leaving that out here

Same energy

"SCREW OFF DAD, I'M RETIRED AND HANGING OUT WITH MY TWUNK/TOMBOY POLYCULE!!"

the feminine urge to C O N S U M E T H E F L E S H

Reminding me that sheldon-related media exists is an act of violence

I WILL NOT BE DENIED MY GLEEBO GIRLFRIEND WHO LAYS HER EGGS INSIDE MY BODY CAVITIES

If aliens rock up and glass this planet this picture is proof we deserve it

The author Epsteined, Epsteinly.

Elf - human - dwarf

TRUUUUUUUU

Missed the one war at the heart of it all - Class War.

And at the moment, the Epstein Class is winning

True, it does get everywhere

Just a shame about all that Anti-Sand Bigotry

So what you're saying is I shouldn't tell you that Spike and Kaworu both die and Goku comes back from the dead?

Certified filthy mad Club Banger

The ADL stopped being a human rights org a long time ago. They are just a propaganda machine to legitimise murdering Arabs.

Christianity would be a lot less cancerous if they listened to Big J when he said "Be chill and stop scaring the hoes".

He did have a weird hate-boner for adultery though. I mean it sucks, but what people grind on in their spare time is their business.

Ah, the hidden Metal Gear antagonist, Denimcoat Aurafarmingman (he was secretly the main antagonist the whole time)

LOL get lovingly groomed idiot

I dunno Officer, I think they just did that

God hides in his heaven for fear of the horrors he has spawned

Oh hey looks like they are rebooting Saint's Row again

"True internal peace can only be found in rejecting an external loci of validation and accepting that you are deserving of love (including self-love) regardless of who you are or what you do."

IT'S ALMOST LIKE THAT'S THE ENTIRE THESIS STATEMENT OF EVANGELION IT'S NOT SUBTLE