Martin Nicholls

Sorry, couldn't resist.

The Brexit papers back Trump in his war of words with Starmer Now we've Taken Back Control, the likes of the Sun and Mail are demanding we unquestioningly support a mad American president

Now we've Taken Back Control, the likes of the Sun and Mail are demanding we unquestioningly support a mad American president

✏️ Rats in a Sack 🐀

The Allister Heath headline generator is so convincing, it’s almost as unhinged as the real thing – 23 absurdly Heathian favourites (H/T @martinnicholls.bsky.social)
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Reform are in denial about why they lost by 12% in Gorton & Denton (60% white, 80% UK-born) after losing by 11% in Caerphilly (98% white, 98% UK-born) to Plaid Cyrmu

Both seats unusual in seeing more people vote than at last Welsh Senedd/last GE: more voters turned out to stop Reform than supoort

D’Hondt method. Reduces political fragmentation.

I've been unemployed for a few months. I now set myself pretend jobs to prevent the rot setting in. My son thinks this guy is funny, which is a good enough excuse to make something. Any requests?

Oh totally. Nothing to do with what they will do, just what I think they should.

I'm increasingly convinced this is why he would be great as a Foreign Secretary (with beefed up powers), with someone Burnham-esque doing domestic stuff - a tripartite power structure with the treasury.

Matthew d'Ancona's culture: The enduring influence of Tracey Emin Tracey Emin: A Second Life establishes beyond doubt her significance in British artistic history

Tracey Emin: A Second Life establishes beyond doubt her significance in British artistic history

✏️ Matthew d’Ancona

Much as my teenager would argue that emptying the dishwasher infringes his human rights..

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You'd think Reform would be delighted that a white, working class plumber got elected and they beat the metropolitan elite university lecturer.

Yesterday, the magnificent Allister Heath headline generator demonstrated how thin the line between parody & reality can be.
Today, Dick Littlejohn uses his Daily Mail column to explain that he 'knows' how much better 'things' were 25 years ago, because he has been watching old episodes of The Bill.

It’s the subs desk I feel sorry for.

Morning.

I've created a monster.

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Tell me about it. I have a magazine to design...

You should see my mentions.

Happy to help!

Thanks!

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Pretty much, yes. It's genuinely not much of an exaggeration.

Be my guest!

A pleasure!

Happy to help! It's completely buggered up my productivity today. I can only hope it does the same for everyone else...

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Oh god, that's painful. Heroic you managed to squeeze a good piece out of so little.

In honour of the Sunday Telegraph's editor and offical maddest columnist, we have created the Allister Heath headline generator...
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