nutsling

i made jim davis write “these events are canon” on a comic strip where he drew jon arbuckle drinking dog cum and he hired a crisis pr firm about it

twelve whole hours! that’s basically forever

FYI democrats are equally responsible for the constraints applied to the postal service; Biden lifting the Bush-era requirement to pre-fund retiree benefits being the only their either party has done in recent memory to help

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wait are drafts stored on device or on the public protocol lol

died of embarrassment

buncha rap tracks and then BAM Less Than Jake covers The Monkees

from original BuzzFeed News puff piece featuring the interviews with Jim Davis: “Twitter user @realnutsling declined to speak with BuzzFeed News.”

probably because of this and also i locked that account

girl didn’t make it to supper

it is a perfect pfp/post combo and if its intentional then you might have taken the bait

“These events are canon — Jim Davis”

most people forgot that little donnie was inconsolable because tuvok couldn’t go home, never mind that might have been the finest moment of television

i still have to get this thing framed lol

eric cartman voice sweet

im gonna go build a computer or something fuck this

you actually don’t need to defend a guy with a nazi tattoo

ryan, shut up

35 Years Ago Today, Garfield's Owner Didn't Drink Dog Semen - Kotaku The comic's creator has mostly denied the popular and gross interpretation of the strip

oh theres a new article about it kotaku.com/garfield-dri...

i made jim davis write “these events are canon” on a comic strip where he drew jon arbuckle drinking dog cum and he hired a crisis pr firm about it

hey remember when republicans would reject doing anything at all for democrats even if they actually wanted to do it and did it immediately when they took back power remember that?

what up its ya boy nutsling

the time it took me to type that out i was just exhaling through my mouth and suffering through the last of the burn. done now. not bad for a late snack when you don’t want to do up a whole thing, just slam some noodles in you while you watch a youtube or something

how’s the heat? maybe its because i didn’t use enough water but it’s a touch hotter than the old packets. not bad. how’s the flavor? better than any of the Buldaks, that’s for sure! still a bit ketchupy but it’s hot sauce, its just kinda like that isn’t it

this is the new packet, it used to include an oil packet but they dropped it. the instructions no longer say to mix in 1/2 cup of the boiling water, now just two tablespoons. i eyeballed it, seemed like too much but it’s actually not enough for my taste, came out clumpy

lets fucken go

sad!

someone might have to go and do it

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Four strikes is not that many

think im gonna go see old man gloom