Hereward the Woke

Alright, fine, take my money!

I still remember the first time I saw the "Pakistani Dalek" sketch 😬

Text from a file in Pokemon Pokopia starting with "CDs are cool little gadgets used by out great-great-grandparents to listen to all their favorite music."

pokopia is sending me with this

Warhammer 40k is better than James Bond.

Very much hoping that none of the kids dressed up in paramilitary gear toting airsoft guns at the two conventions in Bristol today get caught up in the policing around the fascist march 😬

💻

Me drinking out of a mug labeled "buying left at londons music on bandcamp friday juice" with the caption "yummy yummy this stuff is really good i wonder what it is"

leftatlondon.bandcamp.com

AND INTRODUCING

JOHN HURT

AS

THE WAR QUEER

@hooved-mammal.bsky.social You've started something.

🐔

surprised there was no risk averse person in the domino records press team to point out that there is, of course, a will oldham song called 'you have cum in your hair and your dick is hanging out' - or if there was, they were overruled

i’m just worried that it is not really in keeping with the visual character of the neighbourhood (crap nineties post modernism with nods to the local nautical heritage in circular cabin windows and the roofs angled like ship stacks)

A small girl wearing a rabbit costume and blue coat carries a book as she walks to school. Her mother (head out of shot) wheels her baby brother along in a pushchair. The baby says "Peter Rabbit may be the 'Hero' of the story, but surely the obedient, widowed Mrs Rabbit is a more effective symbol of the oppression inherent within Mister McGregor's regime" The girls looks furious and snaps "Mum!! He's critiquing my world book day costume from a marxist perspective again!"

A cartoon reminder that tomorrow is World Book Day (In the UK anyway). Originally for the @theguardian.com

I was laughing inwardly at someone's spelling of "supersession" before double checking. "Sedere", bugger, yes, alright then...

Nah, Tarantula was a banger. The whole of Machina holds up unlike later albums, though, I've got a particular soft spot for Stand Inside Your Love.

🫵 another one

Sometimes you play a plastic trumpet in the hope of charming the stars
Sometimes you put a rug on a polished floor even though you might as well set a mantrap
Sometimes you eat chocolate finger hedgehogs & ghastly rabbit shaped blancmange three meals a day Sometimes you make origami knuckledusters

And in fairness, he's so far managed to keep away from Tonypandy.

I really hope this ends up in St. Fagans

I'm not particularly passionate about it, I just think being a republican is the normal default state for most people who've actually thought about it.

Rachel Reeves is back on her bullshit again

while back home in Chichester my daughters are furious, the labradoodles are sick and, worst of all, I left my Mounjaro pen in the fridge.

WORM MOON 🪱 🌙 🪱

Sarah Vaci is a "gender critical" artist who set out 4 years ago this month to create 100 portraits of "female detransitioners." To date, worldwide, she hasn't even found 100 to take part in her project, and at her current rate, it will take her 10 to 15 years to finish.

Why is this important? 1/

Bibby Stockholm and a bit of lube

The best marketing campaign never attempted was "If Your Vadge Is Ill, Use Vagisil!"

Hilarious that this is the only skeet you deliver bilingually. Toss one out for the nats.

Citing an ITU Standard in response to pedantry is a chef's kiss.

What if the centre ground of Sensible Politics was vacated not because anyone went crazy, but because it’s a polluted, malarial swamp that will swiftly kill anyone trying to occupy it? What if defending the status quo just leaves you holding the bag for decades of farcical crimes against the public?