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I've never seen them, although I do know they were based on an advert for Barclaycard.

06.03.2026 07:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I would very much like to see the EU make Hungary regret it.

06.03.2026 07:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Do you mean Rowan? He of Johnny English fame?

06.03.2026 07:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh I'd like to see that.

06.03.2026 07:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The IRGC is uniquely set up for this.

06.03.2026 06:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Anyone even remotely conversant with "mosaic" methods of defence would know this.

06.03.2026 06:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So the boss gets a nice little fillip to pay for his war in Ukraine.

06.03.2026 06:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Kevin Sorbo.

06.03.2026 06:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 15 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank fuck. Now if he'd kindly GET OUT OF THE HOUSE I'd greatly appreciate it.

06.03.2026 06:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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How it started / how it's going

05.03.2026 19:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 1541 ๐Ÿ” 296 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 60 ๐Ÿ“Œ 65
Optical illusion of a woman bent over some papers. Her sunglasses are pushed up and she is wearing a hair band so the top of her head looks exactly like a Muppet face

Optical illusion of a woman bent over some papers. Her sunglasses are pushed up and she is wearing a hair band so the top of her head looks exactly like a Muppet face

Sorry I know the world is in a terrible fix but I've been laughing at this for ten minutes now

05.03.2026 21:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 6841 ๐Ÿ” 1609 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 86 ๐Ÿ“Œ 81
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Is it okay to bully 40 and 50 year olds who are on social media just for being on it, cuz like why are you here
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My ICQ UIN is 7231680. That number is burned into my consciousness. I inadvertently learned that you could see private conversations in public chat rooms when using Telnet instead of a browser on GeoCities. I can tell you the difference in audible dial-up handshakes between 1200, 2400, 14.4 kbps modems. I needed a edu email address to join Facebook after my university was admitted. We were here at the beginning. We made social media. You wouldn't be in my Top 8. I have usernames older than you.
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Threads thread: thriller_instinct 3d Is it okay to bully 40 and 50 year olds who are on social media just for being on it, cuz like why are you here - 254 Q 3.1K G 28 746 corporateash 18h โ€ขโ€ขโ€ข My ICQ UIN is 7231680. That number is burned into my consciousness. I inadvertently learned that you could see private conversations in public chat rooms when using Telnet instead of a browser on GeoCities. I can tell you the difference in audible dial-up handshakes between 1200, 2400, 14.4 kbps modems. I needed a edu email address to join Facebook after my university was admitted. We were here at the beginning. We made social media. You wouldn't be in my Top 8. I have usernames older than you. 852 Q62 G6 72

โ€œI have usernames older than you.โ€.
Holy shit

06.03.2026 01:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 17494 ๐Ÿ” 3723 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 662 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1005

Bridgerton needs more gunfights. I agree with him.

06.03.2026 03:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It dovetails with some of my thinking. It's stark seeing it laid out tho.

06.03.2026 03:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

12 hours on the homepage doesn't equal front page of the print edition. The disingenuousness here is you attempting to make an equivalency between the transient front page of a website versus the permanent frontpage of the "paper of record."

06.03.2026 01:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 73 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wheels will pretty much come off if he does. He's the ideological duck tape holding this shitshow together.

06.03.2026 01:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There are absolutely legs on this analysis.

06.03.2026 01:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Do they have schnitzel? And is it unfucked with?

06.03.2026 01:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's very often the case.

06.03.2026 01:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This one absolutely dreams of world domination. She frequently uses me as a brake, has scratched the bejesus out of me because I didn't hand over the treats.

06.03.2026 01:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We have the best funded intelligence agencies, professional military education institutions, some of the finest universities in the world and no-one raised this as a potential outcome?

Dear God.

06.03.2026 01:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If anyone had bothered to ask me beforehand...

06.03.2026 01:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 16 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Better gas mileage, lower cost.

06.03.2026 01:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Diesel looking appeal rn.

06.03.2026 01:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm going to have to pay him off with an episode of Enterprise later. It's his favorite.

06.03.2026 00:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bert the Dog is being forced to watch Bridgerton. His frustration is palpable, he's waiting for the gunplay and explosions and it's just not happening.

06.03.2026 00:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 13 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've seen the tv show, SHIELD has to have a jet.

06.03.2026 00:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes.

06.03.2026 00:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We left for archeological reasons.

06.03.2026 00:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
This image is a screenshot of a local news headline regarding a convicted criminal. 
A Hernando County individual, previously pardoned for January 6th riot involvement, has received a life sentence for sexually abusing children.
The subject reportedly cried while receiving this sentence.
The news report is broadcast by Channel 8.

This image is a screenshot of a local news headline regarding a convicted criminal. A Hernando County individual, previously pardoned for January 6th riot involvement, has received a life sentence for sexually abusing children. The subject reportedly cried while receiving this sentence. The news report is broadcast by Channel 8.

Cry me a river, assh*le.

I promise you that these were not tears of remorse. He was crying because he was caught and has now been held accountable.

www.wfla.com/news/local-n...

06.03.2026 00:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 13 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0