émile zoloft 🪖🦅🇵🇸

chewing gum and tippy tapping on his little typewriter with just his index fingers. beehive hairdo. "sure thing mistih trump, right away mistih trump." "please hold while i transfer your call" headass.

pete hegseth thinking he's the pinnacle of masculinity like bro you're literally a secretary

fucking finally someone is making some sense around here

ANALYSIS Trump Is First Modern President to Take U.S. to War Without Public Support 6 MIN READ

Since World War II, presidents have enjoyed public support at the start of wars, including the beginning of military operations in Korea, Vietnam, Grenada, Kuwait, Somalia, Bosnia, Haiti, Kosovo, Afghanistan, Iraq, Libya and Syria. Support in Gallup polling has ranged from 51 percent for Bill Clinton’s intervention in Kosovo in 1999 and 53 percent for Ronald Reagan’s mission to Grenada in 1983 to 83 percent for George H.W. Bush’s war with Iraq in 1991 and 90 percent for George W. Bush’s war in Afghanistan in 2001. The only instance in modern times that a major military operation drew less than majority support at the start of the conflict was Barack Obama’s air war in Libya in 2011 to prevent the threatened slaughter of civilians. But even then, more Americans supported it than opposed it, 47 percent to 37 percent, according to Gallup.

can't think of why the times would want to publish this oversimplification (read: lie), or which historical example is conspicuously absent from their "analysis"

Brendan O'Hare @brendohare ME: I will have 4 blueberry muffins for dinner please DUNKIN DONUTS CASHIER: Please do not tell us that you're having them for dinner 1:49 PM · Jun 30, 2017

yes, but also

everyone out of the office but me. time for some open door farts.

1 tiguere 1 fritanga

my running thing has been "people are on their phone even when they aren't on their phone." everyone is self-absorbed, no one is paying attention, nothing is getting done, because of Phone.

-sent from my iphone

looking forward to the day, and may it be soon, that pete hegseth gets so drunk that he falls asleep in his garage with the car still running

good luck, sending you healing vibes!

good morning from the belly of the great satan. hope you all have a nice friday.

went to senior prom with the first chick

let's all talk about the echo chamber

begs the question: are they fighting a war?

anyway, keep running the ball

mark "john" wayne "gacy" mullin

Colored-pencil card drawing of Kyle Schwarber

Kyle Schwarber, Philadelphia Phillies, 2023 Topps Heritage

well yeah, "arby" stands for "r. budd"

think i'll have some eggs

roofing and siding, alcoholism

CHOTINER: So, rumor around town is you might be thinkin' about goin' down to the shore

Me: Yeah, I think I'm gonna go down to the shore

CHOTINER: What ya gonna do down there?

Me: Uh, I don't know. Play some video games, buy some Def Leppard T-shirts

if we can figure it out within six degrees we might be safe

1 Inquiry for New York Times Good afternoon, My name is [REDACTED] and l am a reporter for the New York Times. I am researching how much money the Palestinian diaspora community has sent to support Gazan families since the war in Gaza began. Does your team track this figure? I really appreciate it. With gratitude, [REDACTED]

Palestine Diaspora Movement Hello [REDACTED] We do not collaborate with The New York Times. Your email asks about money sent to Gazan families "since the war in Gaza began." Let us first correct the premise. This is not a war. It is a genocide. Calling it a war is part of the problem. It obscures the reality of a colonized people being massacred by a military machine backed by the United States and defended, sanitized, and rhetorically softened by institutions like yours. The New York Times has spent far too long parroting Zionist propaganda and laundering Israeli state narratives while Palestinians bury their dead. That kind of coverage does not merely misinform. It helps create the political climate in which Palestinian slaughter becomes explainable, defensible, and forgettable. So no, we will not be sharing any figures, internal data, or community information with a paper that has so thoroughly damaged its credibility on Palestine. Quite frankly, we would rather chew jeans than help The New York Times extract from our community while continuing to fail it. Do not contact us again for this purpose, The Palestine Diaspora Movement Team

“Quite frankly, we would rather chew jeans than help The New York Times extract from our community while continuing to fail it”

lmaooo GET EM

a service cabinet door on a SEPTA L train. the words "KEVIN BACON" are...burned?...into the door.

discovered a portent of unknowable consequence

should've used dei 🤷‍♂️

i dunno you tell me

From Disney Masters Vol. 3: The Lost Legion A bunch of armed combatants swarm a base, only Goofy noticing. Mickey: What's the matter? Goofy: Jest muh eyes playin' tricks, Mickey... I guess!

is there a mom stonox

hello, adam mckay!