Jax_the_Sovereign👑 ey/they

two kobolds (they are friends)

every time i talk about how chill my doc is about getting me HRT and i hear about non-Americans struggling to get access to basic shit this conversation always pops in my head

you buy a plush dragon at the store and leave it on your bed before you go to the kitchen to eat

when you come back, the dragon is surrounded by a few little pipe cleaner kobolds

About time a prominent and respected YouTube content creator puts this wife beating degenerate in his place.

A kobold who just put a flower in her hair. Please tell her that she's pretty! 🥺👉👈

you gently pinch the kobold. they dramatically groan, keel over and fall. somehow they're completely unconscious

Watch your Doubloons... there be Kobolds out there

How did I not notice how kobold coded Fuecoco was until now? 😅

A drawing of a smiling dragon peeking out from a snapdragon flower. The caption reads, "your worth is not determined by how much you get done today"

snapdragon baby ♥

corn 2

if tallbolds are named tallbolds because they're tall

does that mean kobolds are named kobolds because they're ko

💦

Must read: xAI is poisoning Mississippi, captured via thermal imaging.

I didn’t have to use ChatGPT to know it tells you that you’re right even when you’re wrong. I’ve talked to people about their LLM usage, read reporting and studies about it, and seen what people have shared online. The idea that you HAVE to use something yourself to critique it is not always true

Yip

would you kiss a kobold??

Three panel comic. Panel 1: three witches stand around a cauldron while one of them stirs. Panel 2: one of the witches adds a scoop of pre workout into the pot. Panel 3: the three witches are getting absolutely shredded in the gym.

A screenshot from Phineas & Ferb. It's a TV commercial showing bricks being sold as toys, called "BRICK!".

You might laugh at the idea of bricks being sold as toys, but this was the hottest selling toy for kobold hatchlings for the last 20 years. 😮

Ask not what your Bluesky can Yip for Kobold, but what Kobold can Yip for your Bluesky!

small kobold

A fake advertisement for macaroni & cheese. A blue box with a picture of cheesy macaroni on it is on the foreground. The brand is "MAC CHEESE". Below are 2 kobolds, 1 pink and 1 blue, and 1 green smallbold cheering. At the top of the page, it says "KOBOLD APPROVED!". And at the bottom, it says "MAC CHEESE (TM) MACARONI & CHEESE".

And here's tonight's drawing, posted late (thanks to the time change 🙃)

IDK, I just wanted to draw a silly mac & cheese advertisement with kobolds in it. Plus, uh, I have this strange running joke where their brand of choice is called "MAC CHEESE". 😅

HEHEHEHEE WHEEEE

Chicago.

Can I come over and cause problems

A Shadow The Hedgehog promotional image with the caption 'SORRY I FORGOT ABOUT INTERNATIONAL WOMEN'S DAY. I SIMPLY DIDN'T REALISE THAT IT WASN'T ALL YEAR.'

Kobold that, instead of yipping, makes those hotel reception bell noises.

My poor starving kobolds who can only be satisfied by eating copper wiring of about 2-5 houses

A tiny kobold who uses a single rollerskate as a skateboard 😮