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"I mean the sexy fox with the tight shirt and no pants. I want women to look at me, Pierre, like they look at that fucking fox, right before I shoot an arrow directly between Trudeau's eyes. Anyway, so nice to be here on behalf of the literal Canadian government,"

#SendBarronToWar

The idea of bombing children as a form of “self-defense” is nonsensical and grotesque, but nonetheless it’s the argument the U.S. and Israel have been relying on for years and years. It shouldn’t be hard to take a stance against slaughtering children

I want stickers

“We thought we were living in a politically neutral slave state.”

You got this

Map of ⚽️ clubs in Greater London

Not wrong

Bayern beating Dortmund tonight means that Dortmund have now won just 14 of the 48 games between the two clubs since the DFL decided to market the fixture as “Der Klassiker.”

It’s getting pretty pathetic. And is nothing but an albatross around the league’s neck when it tries to sell itself abroad.

If there were any justice in the world, the Trump regime and the chatbot industry would mutually annihilate each other.

Two things to know once gates open: 1) We will be holding silence for the first two minutes of the match in memory of the lives ended or destroyed by the federal government in Minnesota this year. 2) Following the silence, we're going to do a modified version of Bella Ciao: In Minnesota, We raise our voices, For us all, for us all, for us all, all, all Your ears are ringing For we are singing For our friends and neighbors too

Carney puts rules-based international order sign back in window OTTAWA - After publishing an official statement on behalf of the Canadian government supporting the joint US-Israel bombings in Iran this morning, Prime Minister Carney was spotted happily putting the...

Carney puts rules-based international order sign back in window

remember the carney speech about how things were different and canada would no longer carry the united states' water blindly?

I appreciate your effort to distract from the unrelenting doomscrolling

Board of Peace - Season 1

They should draft anyone who bought an AR-15 or a Cybertruck in the United States. Send them right over to the front

Carney: Canada supports the United States…

Canada: no, we fucking do not.

There should be an Earth for people who don't hate all living things

Nor the Olympics

The US should not be allowed to host the World Cup. There needs to be sanctions placed on the US. The house and senate need to be impeaching this bozo in chief

Picture of Marjane Satrapi alongside a quote from her. The quote reads: The world is not divided into countries. The world is not divided between East and West. You are American, I am Iranian, we don't know each other, but we talk together and we understand each other perfectly. The difference between you and your government is much bigger than the difference between you and me. And the difference between me and my government is much bigger than the difference between me and you. And our governments are very much the same... - Marjane Satrapi, Iranian-French graphic novelist

Thinking about this quote from Persepolis creator Marjane Satrapi again.

Exactly.

"Remember that speech i made in Davos? Now watch me unleash explosive diarrhea all over it"

玉險 Office of the Prime Minister Cabinet du Premier Ministre Statement by Prime Minister Carney and Minister Anand on the situation in the Middle East "The Canadian government is closely following Iran-related hostilities throughout the Middle East and urges all Canadians in Iran to shelter in place. Canadians in the wider region should follow local advice and take all necessary precautions. Canada's position remains clear: the Islamic Republic of Iran is the principal source of instability and terror throughout the Middle East, has one of the world's worst human rights records, and must never be allowed to obtain or develop nuclear weapons. Canada and our international partners have consistently called upon the Iranian regime to end its nuclear program, including at the 2025 G7 Leaders' Summit in Kananaskis and with the United Nations' reimposition of sanctions in September. Despite diplomatic efforts, Iran has neither fully dismantled its nuclear program, halted all enrichment activities, nor ended its support for regional terrorist proxy groups. Canada stands with the Iranian people in their long and courageous struggle against Iran's oppressive regime. Canada has listed the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps as a terrorist entity, and has sanctioned 256 Iranian entities and 222 individuals in response to the regime's repression and its violence both against its own people, and persistently, beyond its borders. Canada reaffirms Israel's right to defend itself and to ensure the security of its people. Canada supports the United States acting to prevent Iran from obtaining a nuclear weapon and to prevent its regime from further threatening international peace and security. The Canadian government urges the protection of all civilians in this conflict. We will take all possible measures to protect our nationals and Canadian diplomatic missions throughout the region." February 28, 2026

“Canada supports the United States acting to prevent Iran from obtaining a nuclear weapon and to prevent its regime from further threatening international peace and security.”

Well. For those of us wondering if he’d walk the walk of the Davos speech, this is a pretty big answer.

Nope.

I hate this so much. Now by accepting these actions. @mark-carney.bsky.social has made us complicit in this illegal action. Fuck him. Fuck them all.

Carney could've just fucking said this

How dare you

Supporting these illegal military acts of war is the least Canadian move you could make.

I believe you're incorrect; Canada does not support the US in these acts of aggression & terror

“They got money for wars, but can’t feed the poor.” — Tupac Shakur