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@italianmak

the worst italian-american on twitter/ tumblr @TheyThemItalian on other places they/them

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I'm giving away TEN Collector Booster Boxes of Lorwyn Eclipsed!

I'm giving TEN PEOPLE each one box of Collector Boosters from Lorwyn as a thank you for donating to Trans Lifeline!

Just donate in multiples of $4.00 to @translifeline.org until Feb 7 at 10am PST!

Donate--> give.translifeline.org/tcc

04.02.2026 17:00 πŸ‘ 1627 πŸ” 940 πŸ’¬ 112 πŸ“Œ 209

spoiler: he got over his inner conflict about his relationship to rda imperialism

06.01.2026 23:34 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

you think they got gay guys on hoth?

31.05.2025 21:59 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

still no groupchats on here right?

23.05.2025 05:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

[comms during ranked anal] cocks one shot he’s one clap one clap balls draining right now he’s in my ass top ass top ass one shot

22.05.2025 05:39 πŸ‘ 43 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

Very nice, I like thin frame round glasses and think they work for you

21.05.2025 21:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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"what if your phone could just play mobile games on its own".

theyre attempting to engineer a world where even leisure is frictionless. as zizek might say, you don't even need to put the vibrator into the fleshlight, a robot will just do that for you.

21.05.2025 20:32 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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the white nationalists in the white house are doing their best to convince the world the only racism is against white people and to call it a β€œwhite genocide” to muddy the water on what genocide is, and where it’s happening

21.05.2025 19:13 πŸ‘ 3986 πŸ” 503 πŸ’¬ 77 πŸ“Œ 22
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who on earth wants google to constantly record every aspect of their life and feed it to a robot, who then bosses you around unprompted? is this the worst idea in history or am i out of touch with a disgusting current of humanity?

21.05.2025 20:25 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

they dropped so much on developing useless ai that they need to force it on everybody or eat their massive loss

21.05.2025 20:22 πŸ‘ 37 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

looks like full american economic collapse is still on the menu. thank god

21.05.2025 20:17 πŸ‘ 2205 πŸ” 166 πŸ’¬ 44 πŸ“Œ 2

you can't blame the guy for getting a little wacky on the job, they forgot the wafers so he was drinking on an empty stomach

21.05.2025 20:18 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

okay im not supposed to say anything but as pete's primary assistant i feel compelled to point out that this was mostly the communion wine talking

21.05.2025 20:17 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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19.05.2025 18:56 πŸ‘ 535 πŸ” 43 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 6

The number of people who think I’m calling the end of the Trump admin rather than the end of like dollar stability or use as reserve currency lol

17.04.2025 19:52 πŸ‘ 192 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0
map labeled "A BOSTONIAN'S IDEA of the United States of America". Massachusetts, specifically Cape Cod and Boston Bay, are approximately 1/3 the size of the us in total.

map labeled "A BOSTONIAN'S IDEA of the United States of America". Massachusetts, specifically Cape Cod and Boston Bay, are approximately 1/3 the size of the us in total.

Map labeled "Map of the united states as Californians see it". California is a third of the US's size, other parts distorted

Map labeled "Map of the united states as Californians see it". California is a third of the US's size, other parts distorted

which way western man

10.03.2025 16:22 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

elon has zero products that work

10.03.2025 14:09 πŸ‘ 6935 πŸ” 724 πŸ’¬ 82 πŸ“Œ 15

twitter won't load, feeling like the straight dope stroke

10.03.2025 16:17 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

worried about my friend in the alternate universe where bernie won in 2020 so i ask the 911 social worker hotline to do a wokeness check

08.03.2025 13:34 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

how do i like twice

03.03.2025 18:58 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Like this post if you love family guy and hate israel

03.03.2025 18:47 πŸ‘ 33 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

tankie this tankie that how about they get in a tank and fight for ukraine if they care so much

03.03.2025 18:48 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

so what we eat pussy
do what we smoke penis

03.03.2025 18:47 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

she jacks on my hinkle till i ZZZZZZ

03.03.2025 18:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

so what we get sober
so what we smoke nothing

03.03.2025 18:43 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

smoking on that syrian, head feel like an arab spring

03.03.2025 18:34 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

democrats need to campaign on making this guy a eunuch in 2028

03.03.2025 18:28 πŸ‘ 2514 πŸ” 187 πŸ’¬ 82 πŸ“Œ 6

special bluesky-only content

03.03.2025 18:07 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Schumer and Jeffries are veteran losers and anyone not willing to say so should not be taken seriously

03.03.2025 17:59 πŸ‘ 1696 πŸ” 170 πŸ’¬ 31 πŸ“Œ 4