the camille you know and love

Blood: Not Just For the Blood God Anymore®

"I'm just a queer smol bean"

"I'm just an asexual smol bean"

"I'm just a non-binary smol bean"

"I'm just an autistic smol bean"

Bitch I'm sick of this shit I want a rocket launcher

you can tell who is from a city just based off of who waits for the greenlight at the cross walk and who jaywalks

sorry to everyone who has seen my answer on this twice

dairy cow - i have some experience moving cows around from my youth - although NOT a beef cow (heads too big)

that said there are some smaller animals i would not be able to shift. skunks come to mind

so is my kid and he whooped my ass on this - i figure it's because he didn't have to identify what those colors *were,* just spot the differences between them. so like he might not have known if it was 2 very similar greens or 2 very similar greys, but distinguishing between the two was doable

i hope someone was looking over my shoulder on this bus while i wrote that

i keep seeing those ads for that phone with the screen darkening feature so other people can't snoop on what you're up to but have you looked around on public transit lately? no one’s looking at your phone, they're looking at their own

THE 11 SEASONS OF OREGON WINTER FOOL'S SPRING SECOND WINTER SPRING OF DECEPTION THIRD WINTER MUD SEASON ACTUAL SPRING SUMMER FALSE FALL SECOND SUMMER (1 WEEK) ACTUAL FALL

THE 11 SEASONS OF WISCONSIN WINTER FOOL'S SPRING SECOND WINTER SPRING OF DECEPTION THIRD WINTER MUD SEASON ACTUAL SPRING SUMMER FALSE FALL SECOND SUMMER (1 WEEK) ACTUAL FALL

MASSACHUSETTS ACTUALLY HAS 12 SEASONS WINTER FOOL'S SPRING SECOND WINTER SPRING OF DECEPTION THIRD WINTER THE POLLENING ACTUAL SPRING SUMMER HELL'S FRONT PORCH FALSE FALL SECOND SUMMER ACTUAL FALL

MARYLAND'S 12 SEASONS WINTER FOOL'S SPRING SECOND WINTER SPRING OF DECEPTION THIRD WINTER THE POLLENING ACTUAL SPRING SUMMER HELL'S FRONT PORCH FALSE FALL SECOND SUMMER ACTUAL FALL

NEARLY EVRE PART OF UR EMPIRE HAS THIS NEARLY IDENTICAL MEME AS IF IT IS COMPLETELY UNIQUE 2 THEIR REGION.

IT IS NOT UNIQUE 2 UR REGION EYEM SORRY THE TRUTH HAD 2 BE TOLD

REPORT: You Look Nice Today

be the kind of person an AI could not generate

i tried it and did all right. then my 8-year-old son, who has some colorblindness, did it and whooped my ass! i guess he can see the differences between two similar colors easily but if you asked him whether those are two shades of green or two shades of grey, he'd be stuck

A tumblr(?) post from user charl0ttan that says "the skill of going 'jesus i just don't fucking care' and scrolling on"

crucial skill to develop when the people on this webbed sight are acting squirrelly about something incredibly niche and internecine

fish are ambivalent about me; women believe i am raw elemental material not yet on the periodic table

in high school i almost figured this out - i thought my purpose was to make other people feel better about themselves, but i thought that was to be done by comparison with me. that would still work i guess but it's better and faster if i just tell the people good things about themselves

i think my purpose in life is to compliment my friends and remind them how great they are

this isn't the same as making an internet friend, i like that a lot too but i mean like i follow a fish scientist because she posted good. she wouldn't know me if she tripped over me, but i'm still having a good time

you ever start following someone back in the early days because back in the early days you followed anyone who said something funny or interesting and now they're a major part of your feed despite you not knowing each other at all and having little in common?

me too and i like it a lot

*pulling out a jar of pearl onions covered in mold so advanced it can do trigonometry* yeeaaaa these are the my great grandmother's pearls, she was so proud of them
*pearl onions*: 4-cos²(x)/tan(x²)=deez nuts

but the thing i remember about her most often is how one day we were driving in her car and she started trying to tug down her short sleeve since you could see her muscles and she felt she wasn't supposed to have those. girl you lift cows all day!! of course you have muscles! i was in awe!

the one with the farm was the one i knew best. i wish every day that i had gotten her bread recipe and a few others, she always cooked basically two full meals for every meal in case anyone didn't like something and had a flour DRAWER in her kitchen

one was a farmer for most of her life; the other worked at the makeup counter at the dept store and looked like (and was!) a sweet ladylike person BUT she could also shoot a bow & arrow

i was a lot closer to one than the other but that's just because we lived an hour's drive away vs a plane flight, but they were both fascinating people with talents i wish i had.

now (per last rs) i am thinking about my cool grandmas. would you like to hear about my cool grandmas? well you're going to

So so so many people refuse to learn anything their grandma’s did because it’s “not cool enough” and Not only is it misogynistic as hell & absolutely fucking shameful to treat your grandmother that way it’s also making you completely dependent on capitalism which is just going to give u trash

i have friends who make beautiful art despite everything

this is a thing i said out loud with my human mouth to my phone

stop Event Reminding me. i don't want to be Event Reminded

PETITION TO CAST CHRIS FLEMING IN STAR FLEET ACADEMY AS THE CARDASSIAN APPRENTICE/PROGENY OF ELIM GARAK:

Wearing almost exclusively cardassian boat neck sweaters.

taking him to see plymouth rock is probably the most recent way i've disappointed my dad