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Jenn Marshall (Fazekas)

@jfuzzy

Buffalo gal in SLC "Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someone's neck, and the guy screams and tries to get it off, I have to laugh, because what is that thing" - Jack Handey

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Latest posts by Jenn Marshall (Fazekas) @jfuzzy

Nice win, #Sabres! God, I love when Buffalo hockey is fun!!

06.03.2026 02:37 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My God, I love a short handed goal. #Sabres

06.03.2026 00:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Both of mine were WW2 vets, one was a lifer and a GM engine plant, and the other was a professional baseball player, and went on to work for a brewery and in real estate.

05.03.2026 03:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sitting in the waiting room of a breast care cancer clinic with several dudes around me (waiting for their spouses) and they all have colds...and amazing that they won't bother to mask. I fucking hate people sometimes.

04.03.2026 14:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I genuinely love that right now, there's too many people on the site for everyone to get a doorbell. So they let you just watch.

02.03.2026 17:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I really do like my bread maker (Zojirushi). I can't wait to make bread at not high altitude with it.

I the meantime, did you know cinnamon can slow the fermentation process of yeast? I didn't until today. So I made homemade cinnamon chunks to add to my raisin bread. My house smells so good.

02.03.2026 03:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Fish Doorbell – It's almost here! β€” The Fish Doorbell Zie je een vis? Druk op de Visdeurbel dan opent onze sluiswachter de sluis en kunnen de vissen doorzwemmen.

FISH DOORBELL IS BACK ON MARCH 2!!!
visdeurbel.nl/en/

28.02.2026 19:02 πŸ‘ 125 πŸ” 80 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 18

So hard to watch out here. But it's been so fun. Can't wait for Benson to come back.

28.02.2026 04:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I love it when Buffalo hockey is fun to watch again!

28.02.2026 02:50 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Comic of a man in a tattered suit sitting around a camp fire with 3 smaller children saying "Yes, the planet got destroyed. But for a beautiful moment in time we created a lot of value for shareholders."

Comic of a man in a tattered suit sitting around a camp fire with 3 smaller children saying "Yes, the planet got destroyed. But for a beautiful moment in time we created a lot of value for shareholders."

28.02.2026 02:35 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Plex lifetime pass was so worth it.

27.02.2026 00:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Macro photo of a brown stink bug in face view on a leaf, guarding a tightly-clustered bunch of eggs that are shaped and colored exactly like a full tray of dark beer with foam on top.

Macro photo of a brown stink bug in face view on a leaf, guarding a tightly-clustered bunch of eggs that are shaped and colored exactly like a full tray of dark beer with foam on top.

Finally, the bug is back with a round of the Guinness.

25.02.2026 01:59 πŸ‘ 8303 πŸ” 1771 πŸ’¬ 93 πŸ“Œ 90
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See how thunderstorms create ghostly UV sparks on the tips of trees Thunderstorms can generate weak electrical discharges on the plants underneath, but until now, they had never been observed in nature

Thunderstorms can generate weak electrical discharges on the plants underneath, but until now, they had never been observed in nature

24.02.2026 18:42 πŸ‘ 1000 πŸ” 249 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 26

The thing about red heads and anesthesia is real. And it's weird when your surgeon asks you if you remember anything from surgery.

23.02.2026 02:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

 

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β€œBehold. The festering carcass of American rot shoved into an ill-fitting suit: the sleaze of a conman, the cowardice of a draft dodger, the gluttony of a parasite, the racism of a Klansman, the sexism of a back-alley creep, the ignorance of a bar-stool drunk, and the greed of a hedge-fund ghoul - all spray-painted orange and paraded like a prize hog at a county fair. Not a president. Not even a man. Just the diseased distillation of everything this country swears it isn't but always has been - arrogance dressed up as exceptionalism, stupidity passed off as common sense, cruelty sold as toughness, greed exalted as ambition, and corruption worshipped like gospel. It is America's shadow made flesh, a rotting pumpkin idol proving that when a nation kneels before money, power, and spite, it doesn't just lose its soul - it shits out this bloated obscenity and calls it a leader.”
― Oliver Kornetzke

(?) β€œBehold. The festering carcass of American rot shoved into an ill-fitting suit: the sleaze of a conman, the cowardice of a draft dodger, the gluttony of a parasite, the racism of a Klansman, the sexism of a back-alley creep, the ignorance of a bar-stool drunk, and the greed of a hedge-fund ghoul - all spray-painted orange and paraded like a prize hog at a county fair. Not a president. Not even a man. Just the diseased distillation of everything this country swears it isn't but always has been - arrogance dressed up as exceptionalism, stupidity passed off as common sense, cruelty sold as toughness, greed exalted as ambition, and corruption worshipped like gospel. It is America's shadow made flesh, a rotting pumpkin idol proving that when a nation kneels before money, power, and spite, it doesn't just lose its soul - it shits out this bloated obscenity and calls it a leader.” ― Oliver Kornetzke

Time to re-read this

22.02.2026 10:46 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And boys!!

20.02.2026 21:41 πŸ‘ 62 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

My anesthesiologist from my procedure this morning had a tattoo of Ben Stiller's face, specifically his character from Happy Gilmore. She got it because of his line "now you will go to sleep, or I will put you to sleep."

That and her South Park scrub cap made pre-op seriously funny.

20.02.2026 20:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Snow? In this economy??

17.02.2026 20:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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15.02.2026 02:02 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2

He looks like walking syphilis.

12.02.2026 22:03 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
One on left is a black dog and above it the words β€œReality”. Below it is β€œI chased a squirrel” 

One the right is a black dog and above it says β€œLinkedIn”. Below it says, 

Proud to announce that I effectively executed a rapid-response squirrel displacement strategy to mitigate potential yard intrusions.

Humbled by the unwavering support of my family and local stakeholders.

This experience reinforced the importance of vigilance, ownership, and continuous improvement.

Looking forward to scaling this impact in future engagements.

One on left is a black dog and above it the words β€œReality”. Below it is β€œI chased a squirrel” One the right is a black dog and above it says β€œLinkedIn”. Below it says, Proud to announce that I effectively executed a rapid-response squirrel displacement strategy to mitigate potential yard intrusions. Humbled by the unwavering support of my family and local stakeholders. This experience reinforced the importance of vigilance, ownership, and continuous improvement. Looking forward to scaling this impact in future engagements.

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11.02.2026 12:10 πŸ‘ 4385 πŸ” 1171 πŸ’¬ 70 πŸ“Œ 98

I live in Utah...we have tax on groceries here ("reduced" tax rate but taxed nonetheless). I cannot wait to move back to NY state.

11.02.2026 14:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I love this...so very very much.

11.02.2026 05:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Curling makes me overly and unjustly confident in my ability to walk on ice.

10.02.2026 22:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I love the Olympics. These athletes make this enormously hard stuff look so easy that I can sit here and critique them like I can do one fraction of a second of what they do.

10.02.2026 22:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh sad!!! They are still building it, so maybe in a couple of days? They didn't even have the search function working yesterday.

10.02.2026 00:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh...now I want to be in that one...

09.02.2026 22:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Buffalo Sports Community!! Damn right!!

09.02.2026 22:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

SO creepy. I feel like I read somewhere Ring was accessing cameras for ICE but I may have just assumed it.

09.02.2026 02:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My exact thoughts

09.02.2026 02:37 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0