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Brendan Parry Kaufmann

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Audible Shape. Semi-Ambulatory Cheese Disposal System. Actor/Writer/Director/Producer/Cat-Wrangler. No DMs unless I know you IRL. FFS. πŸ‡¦πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡¬πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ‡¬πŸ‡±πŸ‡©πŸ‡°πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ–€πŸ’›β€οΈ

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AND. THIS. IS. WHY. WE. STUDY. HISTORY.

FUCK'S. SAKE.

06.03.2026 22:21 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

..."with passion"??

Christ, he's a loon.

06.03.2026 21:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I loved your scholarly explanation for their colouring, because I'd just be pointing at the thing shrieking "IT HAS COME, AS FORETOLD IN THE PROPHECY"

06.03.2026 21:35 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Markwayne Mullin - a man so stupid, he has to shit on all fours.

06.03.2026 02:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Reported. What a fucking jackass.

06.03.2026 00:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Big fan of both.

04.03.2026 22:38 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hammered the dog-killer into the ground like a tent peg.

04.03.2026 21:27 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So, "Chekhov's Chimpanzee" - but mysteriously unresolved.

I'm so in.

04.03.2026 21:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Can confirm. Amazing stuff.

04.03.2026 05:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"Hey-yo!!", as the kids say.

04.03.2026 03:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Seth.

04.03.2026 02:59 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Overland routes to the Gulf are fairly limited, for truck traffic (although that may be the only choice) - rail isn't an option, in most cases. Another issue is if food deliveries aren't brought in by sea, land transport is much more expensive - prices will rise, which means unrest in Gulf States.

04.03.2026 02:32 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No lie detected.

04.03.2026 02:14 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
a cartoon of a man saying " and one more thing i never once washed my hands that 's your policy " ALT: a cartoon of a man saying " and one more thing i never once washed my hands that 's your policy "

Can't imagine why I thought of this...

04.03.2026 00:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That's right, Billy - I'm clearly hallucinating all of the thunderously noisy bands I've been seeing these last few months in Melbourne's live music venues, because the CIA something something something...

...you absolute fucking spanner.

04.03.2026 00:33 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Stop whining Sam, fuck's sake...

03.03.2026 22:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Bingo.

03.03.2026 21:35 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What she said.

03.03.2026 12:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Whatever the fuck that thing he's wearing is, it makes him look like a Goth Sealy Posturepedic mattress.

03.03.2026 12:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Markwayne Mullin.

A man so irredeemably stupid, he has to shit on all fours.

03.03.2026 03:24 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Good.

03.03.2026 01:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

All that money, and he still can't afford eyebrows.

03.03.2026 01:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

One of the wasps living in his empty, echoing skull must have accidentally stepped on a synapse, triggering whatever the f**k that just was.

02.03.2026 22:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

@sagaftra.org ?

Fully paid-up member of long standing, here.

Time for another strike.

Kill this bullshit.

Now.

02.03.2026 22:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

SAND CAT SAYS FUCK YOU, MATE

01.03.2026 23:26 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

NOT NOW FUCKIN' KOALAS

28.02.2026 22:35 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hitting yourself in the face with a hammer.

I swear to Cthulhu I'm not making that up.

28.02.2026 12:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed.

28.02.2026 08:35 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Magnificent.

MAGNIFICENT

28.02.2026 04:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We asked for C3P0* - and we got St. John Gumby.

....

....

* No, we did not ask for C3P0. Not once.

28.02.2026 04:36 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0