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Dr. David McBride (dwm)

@dwm.me.uk

I'm not that kind of doctor. Senior IT technical specialist and occasional patient magnet. Also: https://mastodon.social/@dwm https://dwm.me.uk

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It is, of course, not just children but everyone who will have to pass these checkpoints.

Papers, please.

12.03.2026 12:10 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Look the White House/War Department cannot reasonably have been expected to anticipate the Iranians would deploy sea mines.

They don't exist in Call of Duty.

10.03.2026 18:41 πŸ‘ 205 πŸ” 41 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 1

Well.

10.03.2026 19:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 4

um, WTF

09.03.2026 21:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

we made the Crypto Rolled By An AI from popular security principle Don't Roll Your Own Crypto Especially With An AI

09.03.2026 02:17 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

what a beautiful handsome bean :3

24.02.2026 22:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

at last, we have invented retrophenology from the classic Discworld text Don’t Invent Retrophenology

23.02.2026 23:47 πŸ‘ 5700 πŸ” 1977 πŸ’¬ 38 πŸ“Œ 40

This is *fantastic*.

24.02.2026 08:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

actually, for an actually functional working country, you don't just need the core kernel, but you also need all of the people and tools around that

that's why I like to call it GNU/England, in order to communicaβ€”

[hit by falling anvil, dies]

22.02.2026 11:30 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"Papers, please."

20.02.2026 20:28 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh that's BRILLIANT
Tiny dragon has skills!

18.02.2026 20:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Just finished a listen through of @scalzi.com's Interdependency trilogy, narrated incredibly well by the very splendid @wilwheaton.net.

Thanks, guys. Y'all are really good at this. :)

18.02.2026 17:46 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sods!

12.02.2026 21:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

clear demonstration that you are, and have long been, a person of taste

08.02.2026 20:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It has been too long since I last read one of your, "Well." quips. I did appreciate that.

08.02.2026 15:16 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
The cover of a NASA technical note titled "Clarification on the proper and continuing custodianship of a valuable thing that is ours" by Smeagol.

The cover of a NASA technical note titled "Clarification on the proper and continuing custodianship of a valuable thing that is ours" by Smeagol.

03.02.2026 11:02 πŸ‘ 47 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
A photo that appears to have a "gettyimages" watermark but the watermark is actually painted directly on the bridge.

A photo that appears to have a "gettyimages" watermark but the watermark is actually painted directly on the bridge.

This watermark graffiti by street artist Mathieu Tremblin is, like, the best thing ever.

29.01.2026 20:47 πŸ‘ 2456 πŸ” 681 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 24

DANA YES

03.02.2026 09:42 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Dr manhatan from watchmen sitting on a rock

Dr manhatan from watchmen sitting on a rock

It's 1998. Peter Mandleson has resigned in disgrace from Labour.

It's 2001. Peter Mandleson has resigned in disgrace from Labour.

It's 2025. Peter Mandleson has resigned in disgrace from Labour.

It's 2026. Peter Mandleson has resigned in disgrace from Labour.

02.02.2026 07:06 πŸ‘ 2244 πŸ” 679 πŸ’¬ 52 πŸ“Œ 33

Mozilla has announced a new plan to lose $1.4 billion

27.01.2026 18:42 πŸ‘ 262 πŸ” 37 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 3
The secret fear of the morally depraved is that virtue is actually common, and that they’re the ones who are alone. In Minnesota, all of the ideological cornerstones of MAGA have been proved false at once. Minnesotans, not the armed thugs of ICE and the Border Patrol, are brave. Minnesotans have shown that their community is socially cohesiveβ€”because of its diversity and not in spite of it. Minnesotans have found and loved one another in a world atomized by social media, where empty men have tried to fill their lonely soul with lies about their own inherent superiority. Minnesotans have preserved everything worthwhile about β€œWestern civilization,” while armed brutes try to tear it down by force.

The secret fear of the morally depraved is that virtue is actually common, and that they’re the ones who are alone. In Minnesota, all of the ideological cornerstones of MAGA have been proved false at once. Minnesotans, not the armed thugs of ICE and the Border Patrol, are brave. Minnesotans have shown that their community is socially cohesiveβ€”because of its diversity and not in spite of it. Minnesotans have found and loved one another in a world atomized by social media, where empty men have tried to fill their lonely soul with lies about their own inherent superiority. Minnesotans have preserved everything worthwhile about β€œWestern civilization,” while armed brutes try to tear it down by force.

No one writes like @adamserwer.bsky.social

www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...

27.01.2026 16:23 πŸ‘ 447 πŸ” 122 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 5

[extremely wrong buzzer sound]

26.01.2026 19:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hiring decisions are the most important decisions you make.

They have a huge impact on your organisation and can be hard or impossible to undo if you choose unwisely, or are just unlucky.

... and then I see this. Oh dear.

26.01.2026 13:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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apologies to bill (they had to move) (march 22 1992)

07.05.2025 22:10 πŸ‘ 8059 πŸ” 2556 πŸ’¬ 59 πŸ“Œ 37

I like Durham, and we've no shortage of virtuous work to do.

If you, or anyone lovely and capable that you know, thinks this sounds like a fun way to earn a living, please follow the link!

22.01.2026 16:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Technical Architect (Solutions Design) Click the link provided to see the complete job description.

IT job! @durham.ac.uk is looking to hire a new "Technical Architect / Solutions Designer", which is a permanent, hybrid, senior technical role (at the same grade as me) in our central IT department:

durham.taleo.net/careersectio...

22.01.2026 16:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Farage is contemptible.

Do not vote for people who do this. They are not your friend and do not have your best interests at heart.

21.01.2026 18:29 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Postdoctoral Research Associate in Space Security Click the link provided to see the complete job description.

Good news - I'm hiring at Durham University!

1-year full time postdoc in Space Security - looking for someone to join me at the Space Research Centre and a Northeast England based space tracking/analytics company to work on geopolitical analysis in Space Domain Awareness.

Details πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡

20.01.2026 11:57 πŸ‘ 71 πŸ” 54 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 2
A closeup of a small section of the Helix Nebula, an expanding shell of gas and dust. Thousands of orange and gold comet-like pillars stream upward from the bottom, like thin liquid blown up a sheet of glass. These pillars are around the circumference of the arced shell, which forms a partial orange semi-circle at the bottom. The pillars are more numerous and denser at the bottom, and darker red. They fade to orange and then yellow in the arc. In the top two-thirds, they are thinner and more golden, and it’s easier to see the black background of space. Several bright blue stars, some with diffraction spikes, are scattered throughout. A few larger stars are on the right side.

A closeup of a small section of the Helix Nebula, an expanding shell of gas and dust. Thousands of orange and gold comet-like pillars stream upward from the bottom, like thin liquid blown up a sheet of glass. These pillars are around the circumference of the arced shell, which forms a partial orange semi-circle at the bottom. The pillars are more numerous and denser at the bottom, and darker red. They fade to orange and then yellow in the arc. In the top two-thirds, they are thinner and more golden, and it’s easier to see the black background of space. Several bright blue stars, some with diffraction spikes, are scattered throughout. A few larger stars are on the right side.

πŸ“Έ This new NASA/ESA/CSA James Webb Space Telescope image reveals the intricacies of the Helix Nebula in stunning detail! 🧬

πŸ”— esa.int/ESA_Multimedia/Images/2026/01/Webb_reveals_Helix_Nebula_in_glistening_detail

@science.esa.int @stsci.edu

20.01.2026 15:29 πŸ‘ 311 πŸ” 86 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 5