One Dog’s Opinion 🐾

No I don’t know what it means either, just run with it.

This mortal stumbling all stick and stone.

It's just a little town around you with the scientific definition of an aura, and if an actual ice cream parlor on a main street can't verify it then it's not inspiring your nostalgic emanating utopia anyhow

no one: Louisiana

Louisiana: neaux one

The image shows a printed poem titled “The Red Wheelbarrow” by William Carlos Williams displayed to the left of a charming simple rustic illustration* of an old well-loved red wheelbarrow resting on grass that’s represented by green, gold and red brushstrokes. Leaning against and beside the wheelbarrow there’s a pitchfork and two white chickens are shown: one chicken is perched on the wooden handle of the wheelbarrow, looking inquisitively into it, while the other chicken is perched on the rim of the wheelbarrow, and appears to be looking down towards the ground. The wheelbarrow is subtly glazed with rainwater. *The artist of this work is unknown, but in color and style it has a feel of being inspired by Van Gogh “The Red Wheelbarrow" 1923 poem by William Carlos Williams: so much depends upon a red wheel barrow glazed with rain water beside the white chickens

so much depends upon a red wheelbarrow

i mean, i GUESS, if you put it that way

Reminds me of the time my dad told me the Brady Bunch was in 3D and then hit me in the face with a football 🏆👑 Congratulations @captainacab.airbud.website from @onedogsopinion.bsky.social

have you considered a career move in diplomacy working as a foreign service officer

you’d travel the world and live in splendor as the American (or is it now Canadian) Ambassador

if Canadian then 😎🫘 but if you’re American, then oops, you’d be the representative for Trump’s America

yikes

what I was thinking at work: “we don't have time for you to jerk us around on this”

what I said at work instead: “our high standards for delivery preclude taking multiple sources of direction on this”

same here, as it happens

A black and white long hair tuxedo cat and a grey striped tabby cat with a white chin lie, separated, on an unmade bed.

Six years ago Freida and her late brother Nando tolerated each other on the bed.

😹 and 😿

this one needs a 👑 @shitpostsintiaras.bsky.social

guy who describes talking to and playing with his children as “breaking the fourth wall”

Don’t look back in anger bro wtf

i can’t breathe when i read these but so important to share

No Dr Dan who I call Dr Dan because you’re so young and fun, I don’t want you to examine me or my legs that I didn’t shave since the start of hibernation. I want you to run along and come back with your ugly much older associate or…a ✨woman✨

i don’t even know what month or year this is or how old i am or who i am or what bsky is or why i’m on it at 2:10 am

please kill me now

youtu.be/JngNAayMZ7w

The common hippopotamus, who resents being called "common" as he says he has varied interests and reads avidly. For example, he enjoys different types of grasses as seen here

mods r asleep, post potamus

totally normal, nothing out of the norm here

“Police reported that Johnson, 45, tried to keep the children quiet by telling them he would share millions of dollars in restitution money he expected to receive from the Trump administration in connection with his Jan. 6 case.”

and he will be

A Jan. 6 rioter pardoned by Trump was sentenced to life in prison for child sex abuse Since receiving presidential pardons, dozens of former Capitol rioters have gotten into more legal trouble. In Florida, Andrew Paul Johnson was sentenced to life in prison for child sex abuse.

Funny how this keeps happening

If you're a vegan it is okay to eat a comet but not so much an asteroid because they're a little meteor

Heroes (David Bowie acoustic cover) YouTube video by Half a Person

from the archives: because what the hell anymore:

youtu.be/8w6nP4wGbTs?...

i’ve watched and listened to this before and dear Abby, i *swooned*

i keep telling @bornmiserable.bsky.social not to let me fall in love w him but he just won’t quit

This thread 🧵

oh yes, WWII, the famously “dumb, politically correct” war