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Challenge runner/former speedrunner at https://www.twitch.tv/noobsalmon | 36 | he/him | "this machine kills fascists" | business: noobsalmon.sr@gmail.com

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everyone can stop posting these now, i have the correct answer.

06.03.2026 19:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man and a woman are looking at a pie with a netflix logo in the corner ALT: a man and a woman are looking at a pie with a netflix logo in the corner

not the nicest time to start watching The Diplomat

05.03.2026 20:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

yo thanks! good to hear from you

19.02.2026 16:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

lost 15kg in 2 months, 15 more to go

19.02.2026 10:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

quit my job again, hope the next one will be better :)

15.02.2026 19:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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hands down, movie of the year. 10/10 for me

07.02.2026 21:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

ESPRIT DE CORPS - His partner Γ‰mile Mollins can't be there -- he's in another apartment with another man who's showing him a dead dog under the radiator. β€œIt's dead,” Mollins says. β€œNo,” the man replies. β€œI touched him. He's warm.”

31.01.2026 08:00 πŸ‘ 47 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

this has been a bittersweet year, got engaged, quit my job, started eating healthier. im a bit disappointed that my health is still not great after making big commitments also that switching jobs was super stressful but looking forward to turn my luck around in 2026

14.12.2025 17:46 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2
17.11.2025 19:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?"

BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"

1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."

2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."

3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."

12.09.2025 23:38 πŸ‘ 19479 πŸ” 6079 πŸ’¬ 88 πŸ“Œ 77

welcome to hungary

13.09.2025 15:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Mogwai - Mexican Grand Prix
Mogwai - Mexican Grand Prix YouTube video by mogwaiTV

finally seeing @mogwai.scot live this weekend

09.09.2025 18:16 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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we are getting married next year (forgot to continue this from twitter)

07.09.2025 10:29 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

0.000% of Communism has been built. Evil child-murdering billionaires still rule the world with a shit-eating grin. All he has managed to do is make himself *sad*. He is starting to suspect Kras Mazov *fucked him over* personally with his socio-economic theory.

05.09.2025 05:36 πŸ‘ 414 πŸ” 135 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 6

great choice for Richard David James

31.08.2025 17:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the i-am-officially-an-old-person update: πŸ₯³ i have hernia πŸ₯³

13.08.2025 09:24 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
01.08.2025 08:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

quit my job of 12 years, got my wisdom tooth removed.. things are going fast

17.07.2025 15:48 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

no problem

02.07.2025 08:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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01.07.2025 13:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Just some random update: Got engaged in Slovenia

12.06.2025 21:15 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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what are these prices obsidian..

08.06.2025 22:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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i finished baldur's gate 3 and this is how the final cutscene looked like

25.05.2025 20:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You feel the air sucked out of your lungs and the blood sucked out of your head

12.05.2025 18:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I’m gonna solve it.

06.04.2025 22:28 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

KIM KITSURAGI - β€œYou need to get your shit together.”

YOU - β€œBut I don't wanna get my shit together!”

KIM KITSURAGI - β€œThen the world will turn away from you, and leave you behind.”

28.04.2025 00:11 πŸ‘ 646 πŸ” 188 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 5
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i changed my mind nvm.. floating roaches were a much needed addition

27.04.2025 12:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

play the original.. as it was meant to be. it is still available.

25.04.2025 15:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

im going to be honest.. this game sucks :D like, obviously its a meme but the original had a whole personality and nostalgia factor that fueled the universal acclaim. the remastered is nothing but a nostalgia bait, its not meant to be anything else but an easy cashcow for bethesda. gg again todd.

25.04.2025 15:16 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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bro no way i thought this was a hoax the whole time..

22.04.2025 16:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1