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@teltuoregnat

Need input. Mostly a lurker, posts funny memes, jokes, Banana facts & the occasional news worthy story. It all started with a retro 8 bit computer

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Can you hear this pic?

05.03.2026 20:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hollandaise

28.08.2025 21:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
ALESTORM - Banana (Official Video)
ALESTORM - Banana (Official Video) YouTube video by Alestorm

Banana! fact! www.youtube.com/watch?v=61wr...

20.06.2025 01:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Let Battle Begin

18.05.2025 12:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My #eurovision in no order Armenia. United Kingdom. Sweden. Switzerland. Denmark

16.03.2025 23:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Samsung, when my phone installs an 'essential security update' I do not expect Candy Crush, World Series of Poker and 2 other games to be installed alongside, How is this security?

27.02.2025 21:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Entra Sadmern (DJ Derpus REmix)
Entra Sadmern (DJ Derpus REmix) YouTube video by Craven In Outer Space

this kinda slaps www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxqh...

09.02.2025 01:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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You best have sung this

26.01.2025 22:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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27.12.2024 23:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The reason bananas are curved is due to geotropism. As they grow upward, they face towards the sun but are pulled by gravity towards the ground, leading to their curved shape.

18.12.2024 01:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
pic of a normal domestic cat, but the shadow shows .. extra features

pic of a normal domestic cat, but the shadow shows .. extra features

Secretly, we all knew this.

17.12.2024 01:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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I most likely will kill you in the morning

01.12.2024 00:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Please follow me if this means something

30.11.2024 19:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Christmas is sorted

30.11.2024 14:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

so nice to see the 'Ham' on this butterfly effect site.

30.11.2024 01:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A Turkey looking at a weather app saying Thurs temp 350F  thinking 'that can't be right...'

A Turkey looking at a weather app saying Thurs temp 350F thinking 'that can't be right...'

26.11.2024 12:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Videos come and go, but sometimes one comes along that just is so absurd it just makes your day

23.11.2024 22:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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'It's bananas:' Toy fruit becomes first zero-g indicator to fly on SpaceX Starship The banana was also Starship's first physical payload, helping pave the way for Starlink satellites.

www.space.com/spacex-stars...

20.11.2024 22:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

bluesky request.

do not follow or reward quote-doomers. people who quote an article and only add something like "you have no idea how bad this is" or "it's over" or "say goodbye to everything you love".

they succeed from your stress. they're bringing you down with them. stay awake; not like this.

19.11.2024 06:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 5450 ๐Ÿ” 872 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 114 ๐Ÿ“Œ 95

should be named wnky. because.. well :P

16.11.2024 05:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
NEVER ENDING STORY (LIMAHL) - Epic Power Metal version
NEVER ENDING STORY (LIMAHL) - Epic Power Metal version YouTube video by Tommy Johansson

www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTRA... nostalgia, and this guy slaps, plays everything.

16.11.2024 02:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A sign in Taiwan basically is RickRolled.

A sign in Taiwan basically is RickRolled.

Welp that's it then.

14.11.2024 00:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Sign...Me... Up!

12.11.2024 21:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Banana bunches grow pointing up.

10.11.2024 22:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Metal guys play "My Heart Will Go On"
Metal guys play "My Heart Will Go On" YouTube video by Dan Vasc

www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_MW...

09.11.2024 20:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

More songs have been written about bananas than about any other fruit.

08.11.2024 18:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The classic yellow banana found in supermarkets is called the Cavendish, after a British dude who found a way to grow them in greenhouses in England (the nutter, imagine that conversation he had with is coworkers) But.. this did make it possible for Iceland to be one of the biggest exporters of them

01.11.2024 01:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0


Bananas can be black, red and blue!

Red and blue, long and thin, fat and short, round or softly squared, (now now, dont go there, please) there are more than 300 varieties of the Banana, which is in the Musa family.

01.11.2024 01:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

'this is MYYYY HUSBANDDDDD' sounds like a quick gotchya reply.

22.10.2024 13:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am still concerned anything I post means I am called a POS for some wierd reason like my shoe size or something. It takes a while to get deprogrammed.

22.10.2024 13:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0