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A screenshot from 2014 COLBERT REPORT with Stephen pointing at the camera with a graphic on the left side that reads "#CancelColbert" and there is an eagle and the twitter bird

A screenshot from 2014 COLBERT REPORT with Stephen pointing at the camera with a graphic on the left side that reads "#CancelColbert" and there is an eagle and the twitter bird

04.03.2026 18:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A group of Poland's brightest minds are huddled around wearing big goggles. Countdown. 3....2....1.... They push the big red button, for a single solitary second the room was illuminated by a lone light bulb.

"We are so close."

03.03.2026 20:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 15 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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03.03.2026 18:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 75 ๐Ÿ” 25 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
 an image of SpongeBob where he looks like a chicken because Squidward discovers when sponebob sees plaid he acts like a chicken

meme format known as mocking sponebob

an image of SpongeBob where he looks like a chicken because Squidward discovers when sponebob sees plaid he acts like a chicken meme format known as mocking sponebob

"If i'M SpoNGeBOb mY HeaDs oN a sWiVEl RIghT noW"

he knows karate, bro

03.03.2026 03:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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100% spoiler-free review of Nirvanna The Band The Show The Movie

02.03.2026 01:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#๐Ÿค 

02.03.2026 21:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I dream of one day my various rashes and abrasions make front page news.

02.03.2026 21:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tapas used to be bigger.

02.03.2026 20:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Daffy's bill is on the back of his head! That kills ducks! And youre laughing!?!

02.03.2026 00:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Anglophones for centuries seethed with jealousy looking over the fence at the green pastures of German compound words.

"There has got to be a German word for this?!" They cried.

Gen Z just popularizes a new prefix, vibe- and a suffix, -maxxing to do just that. Vibesyntax. YouCanJustDoThingsmaxxing

01.03.2026 17:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I knew this. I knew this like forever ago

28.02.2026 23:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
How to Enforce Your Rights | National Labor Relations Board If you believe your rights or the rights of others have been violated, you should contact the National Labor Relations Board promptly to protect your rights, generally within six months of the unlawfu...

You do not need to be an affected party to file an nlrb complaint

๐”–๐”ข๐”ข ๐”ฐ๐”ฌ๐”ช๐”ข๐”ฑ๐”ฅ๐”ฆ๐”ซ๐”ค? ๐”ฐ๐”ž๐”ถ ๐”ฐ๐”ฌ๐”ช๐”ข๐”ฑ๐”ฅ๐”ฆ๐”ซ๐”ค

27.02.2026 16:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 17 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Wile E. Coyote crushed under a boulder into the ground, his head is sticking up above another rock and cracks are emanating out

Wile E. Coyote crushed under a boulder into the ground, his head is sticking up above another rock and cracks are emanating out

Nope instead of the Roadrunner getting crushed (HA-HA!) Wile E. Coyote got crushed (HA-HA!)

24.02.2026 01:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Blueprint of Wille E. Coyote dropping a boulder on the roadrunner with 4 steps that reads "1. PULL OUT KEY STONE 2. ROCK FALLS 3. ROAD RUNNER 4. ROAD RUNNER CRUSHED (HA-HA!)"

Blueprint of Wille E. Coyote dropping a boulder on the roadrunner with 4 steps that reads "1. PULL OUT KEY STONE 2. ROCK FALLS 3. ROAD RUNNER 4. ROAD RUNNER CRUSHED (HA-HA!)"

This one might work though

24.02.2026 01:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

yup big explosion happened make the cacti spell out YIPE! called it

24.02.2026 01:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Wile E. Coyote in a mine shaft and his spot helmet went out so he had to light a match but there is boxes of TNT everywhere

Wile E. Coyote in a mine shaft and his spot helmet went out so he had to light a match but there is boxes of TNT everywhere

I think this guy is cooked!

24.02.2026 01:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 24 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He watched the first episode of Late Night with Conan and said he liked it.

24.02.2026 01:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 18 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Another L for my fellow Quibi heads.

23.02.2026 21:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Get a load of this guy's life preserver. Dork thinks he's gonna drown!

23.02.2026 18:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I am reminded that 4 years ago today, Tom & Jerry: The Movie released in theaters (and mercifully, that weirdo is NOWHERE in sight).

Personally, I would've loved to see something more on the level of this test footage animation which put them into La La Land.

26.02.2025 00:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 12 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

Doesn't come up often. We mostly slonk beers and rip scratchers at the VSW (Veterans of Space Wars) hall

23.02.2026 03:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I know the guy he is based off and he is a lot chiller about it now. He does still say Game Over a lot though but the space war stories are fun.

23.02.2026 03:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I pray the Holy Spirit guides your electric riffs into wonderful segues for ad reads.

22.02.2026 04:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you I love points and I love decorum. Yet I would like a single free speech point. Let us hope I am awarded it for the sake of American ideals and freedom and justice

22.02.2026 03:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Youtube Screenshot showing CBS Boston's video "Boston residents question where to put snow from potential blizzard" and my comment below reading "Up your butt and around the corner! Got'em"

Youtube Screenshot showing CBS Boston's video "Boston residents question where to put snow from potential blizzard" and my comment below reading "Up your butt and around the corner! Got'em"

@cbsnews.com Hello,

After meeting Ms. Weiss at a dinner party (lovely canapes!), she assured me CBS now stands with free speech. But you deleted my YouTube comment. I would like my free speech please and would love to be guest on Whiskey Friday. Attached you'll find the comment in question.

22.02.2026 03:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 87 ๐Ÿ” 19 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

I do not usually support turning off notifications but this might be the exception lmao

21.02.2026 02:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Shrek is right there too! Missed opportunity

20.02.2026 22:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

chew the meat and spit out the bones, you got this

20.02.2026 21:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Something I always suggest for dogs with any behavioral issues is also doing sets of dog burpees (Stand,Sit,Down) prior to feeding. Itll take some training but a Corgi is going to take to it like a duck to water. A consistent and structured life for the dog is what is going to get you over this hump

20.02.2026 15:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I would suggest getting a Schutzhund book and a herding dog book. Using the Schutzhund book to give some ideas on how to give some structure to the dog and the herding dog book for training.

I would also go back to hand feeding 2-3 times a day. All food comes from your hand, same with toys.

20.02.2026 15:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0